The Mauville Tourism Bureau's Chief Secretary was worried. Not, for once, about the rising maintenance costs involved in keeping the wreck of the Sea Mauville from collapsing under the strains of its recent uptick in tourism, nothing so petty as that. His worry was now that the Sea Mauville was closed. And he wasn't certain when - or if - it would ever open again. The Asber League put in a request for full shutdown of the site so they could have a battle in it several weeks ago, and there was no saying no to a League in his position, even one so infamous as Asber. All he could do was sit by and pray that the wreck would not be
completely submerged when he next saw it...
Meanwhile, the two trainers and referee who sailed up to the now abandoned facility had no such worries. They, after all, stood nothing to lose from the battle in the slightest, and their teams had everything to gain in terms of life experience. And at the end of the day, is that not worth any hypothetical property damages? It certainly is, the three of them thought as they climbed off their dinghy and up the slanted deck. The referee seated herself atop a railing at the highest point of the Mauville, and with a lowering of a flag signaled the trainers to release their first Pokémon and begin. The first ball revealed a large blue chunk of metal, which proceeded to open their eyes and levitate around a meter up. The second ball, in a remarkable display of poor sportsmanship, revealed not a second Metang, but a Misdreavus which, ectoplasmic cloak flowing in the breeze, hovered at a similar height.
ultraviolet [OO]
EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY (X) <Clear Body> @Lucky Egg

Health: 100%
Energy: 100%
Status: Uncertain whether to right itself with the deck or the ocean.
pathos [OO]
Nesama (F) <Levitate> @Dusk Stone

Health: 100%
Energy: 100%
Status: Rotating in a mocking way while making faces at EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY
-ROUND 1-
At the sound of the whistle, Nesama ceased her spinning as her eyes began to glow in concentration. Grit, loose bolts, rivets, and broken glass from the deck began to coalesce in midair, compressing to form a rough model of her. Meanwhile, EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY made a specific series of grinding noises, unnoticeable to the untrained ear amidst the groans and scraping sounds of the bolts and rivets tearing from their holes. The grit which was being called up for Nesama's substitute suddenly began whipping through the air, as well as a significant portion of a nearby sandbar. The sandstorm scraped harmlessly at EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY's steel-typed surface while Nesama's substitute doll struggled to shield its master from the dust. It was in vain, however, as it was simply too small to effectively block the incessant scratching.
[EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY- HP: 100%, PP: 95%] [Nesama- HP: 73%, PP: 87%; Sub: 25%]
The sudden cloud of dust hampered her vision slightly, but Nesama was nevertheless able to see EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY across the deck from her. EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY was right there! Plain as day! Certainly not "unhittable," that's for sure. Quite the opposite. She prepared an orb of dark clouds before her substitute, lined up her shot, let it loose...
And blew a facility door clear off its hinges.
Taking advantage of Nesama's shock at her miss, EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY took a moment to gather up scraps of iron and stones scattered about the arena, and scatter them
again, only now they landed in just such a way that they would have cut open anyone who bumped into them.
[EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY- HP: 100%, PP: 92%] [Nesama- HP: 71%, PP: 84%; Sub: 25%]
Nesama hardly noticed the sharp rocks and metal lodged in the deck beneath her. They were, after all, beneath her; EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY was definitely not. How she missed her previous shot was beyond her. She prepared a second Shadow Ball, looked EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY dead in the eyes, and whiffed. EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY was now moving much faster than they had been a moment ago (which is to say not at all, but they were still going very fast), and was on a collision course with her side. Only her substitute's split second realignment prevented the blow from striking.
-END ROUND 1-
ultraviolet [OO]
EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY (X) <Clear Body> @Lucky Egg

Health: 100%
Energy: 81%
Status: Revving in amusement at Nesama's inability to hit EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY.
pathos [OO]
Nesama (F) <Levitate> @Dusk Stone

Health: 69%
Energy: 81%
Sub: 18%
Status: Astonished at EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY's hurricane speed movements and her own inability to hit them in equal measure.
Numbers:
Nesama- HP: 100 - 25 (Substitute) - 2 (Sandstorm) - 2 (Sandstorm) - 2 (Sandstorm) = 69; Sub: 25 - 7 (Aerial Ace) = 18; Energy: 100 - 13 (Substitute) - 3 (Shadow Ball) - 3 (Shadow Ball) = 81.
EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY- HP: 100 - 0 = 100; Energy: 100 - 5 (Sandstorm) - 3 (Stealth Rock) - 3 (Aerial Ace) = 89.
Notes:
-Treated Sandstorm as a 15% accuracy penalty for non-immune Pokémon.
-Both Shadow Balls missed. Rolled 90 and 87, respectively, needed lower than 85 to hit.
-Sandstorm in effect for 2 more actions.
-Stealth Rocks are scattered about pathos' side of the field.
-uv commands first.