I WILL DRAW ANY SLASH PAIRING YOU TELL ME TO

SERIOUSLY
BUT
IF YOU SEE THAT I HAVE LIKE A MILLION REQUESTS PENDING PLEASE ASK LATER OR I MIGHT LOSE MY GROOVE ))):
I'M ALSO DOING THIS ON DEVIANTART
SO I MIGHT GET LOTS OF REQUESTS LIKE REALLY QUICKLY
BE PATIENT
OKAY

GOOD
ALSO I WOULD MAKE IT PORNY BUT I CAN'T POST PORN EITHER HERE OR ON DEVIANTART SO ):

LIST:

Gary/Jmmy (Bully) DONE!
Solid Snake/Xaldin (Metal Gear Solid/Kingdom Hearts) DONE!
Sergei Dragunov/Young Revolver Ocelot (Tekken/Metal Gear Solid) DONE!
Warden/Jared (Superjail) DONE!
Vladimir Putin/Anderson Cooper (Politics/CNN) DONE!
Vladimir Putin/Anderson Cooper/Rahm Emanuel (Politics/CNN/Politics) DONE!
Andrew Ryan/Ayn Rand (Bioshock/Reality) NOT SLASH!
Barack Obama/Adolf Hitler (Politics) DONE!
Florian Schneider/Ralf Hutter (Kraftwerk) (well it's basically canon innit) DONE!
Scout/Engineer (Team Fortress 2) DONE!
Belgium/Netherlands/Luxemburg (erm. Europe) DONE!
Spongebob/Squidward (Spongebob) DONE!
Don Quixote/Edgar Allen Poe (El ingenioso hidalgo Don Quijote de la Mancha/Reality)
Jack Sparrow/Dr. Frank N. Furter (Pirates of the Caribbean/The Rocky Horror Picture Show)
Stephen Fry/Oscar Wilde (Reality)
Oscar Wilde/Bosie (Reality) (and cannon)
Chuck Noblet/Geoffrey Jellineck (Strangers with Candy)
Mercutio/Benvolio Montague(Romeo and Juliet)
Barack Obama/Abraham Lincoln (Politics)
Mercutio/Romeo Montague (Romeo and Juliet)
L/Touta Matsuda (Death Note)
Jet/Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
Jeremie/Odd (Code Lyoko)
Russell Brand/Jonathan Ross (Reality)
Dexter Morgan/Miguel Prado (Dexter)
Stephen Colbert/Jon Stewart (Reality)
Jeff/Tony (Earthbound)
Link/Companion Cube (Legend of Zelda/Portal)
Adolf Hitler/Joseph Stalin/Mao Zedong/Benito Mussolin (Politics) (best request)
Hugh Dennis/Frankie Boyle (Mock the Week)
Gregory House/Percy Cox (House M.D./Scrubs)
Charlie Harper/Gomez Addams (Two and a half Men/The Adams Family)
Jesus/Muhammad (Bible/Qu'ran)
Alfons Heiderich/Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Credo/Nero (Devil May Cry)
Nick Clegg/Devid 'Huggy' Cameron (politics) (haha)
Bill J. Clinton/Barack H. Obama (politics)
Robert Chase/Eric Foreman (House M.D.)
Joe Biden/Henry Kissinger (politics)
Graham Stark/Graham Stark (LoadingReadyRun/?)
Stephen Lynch/Stephen Lynch (music/politics)
Batman/Wolverine (comics)
Richard 'Tricky Dick' Nixon/John F. Kennedy (politics)

WHY DOES THIS LIST KEEP GROWING INSTEAD OF SHRINKING

COMPLETED:
Gary/Jimmy:


Sergei Dragunov/Young Revolver Ocelot


Warden/Jared

Jack Sparrow/Dr. Frank N. Furter (Pirates of the Caribbean/The Rocky Horror Picture Show)

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Wheee!

Hmm...
Russell Brand/Jonathan Ross.

Meheh.

Dexter Morgan and Miguel Prado. :D

OH and Stephen Colbert x Jon Stewart. ... :D

assuming canon pairings are allowed, Jeff/Tony from EarthBound please |D (sorry about the low detail sprites for Tony, it's about all I can find in the way of reference for him :( )

note that this is all a one sided crush on Tony's part

Uh.. the second character is only really arguably male, but..
LinkxDalek
I have a sick mind. xD

DarkArmour said:

Hmm...
Russell Brand/Jonathan Ross.

Meheh.

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Haha, yes! I can picture it now. "Ah, ah... W-wussel..."

OH and Stephen Colbert x Jon Stewart. ... :D

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Massive approval.
I should probably watch Dexter.

Walker said:

assuming canon pairings are allowed, Jeff/Tony from EarthBound please |D (sorry about the low detail sprites for Tony, it's about all I can find in the way of reference for him :( )

note that this is all a one sided crush on Tony's part

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Hm, a one-sided thing, yet he's bottom? That's gonna be interesting to figure out :v

Evoli said:

Uh.. the second character is only really arguably male, but..
LinkxDalek
I have a sick mind. xD

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Wasn't there some weird Dalek porn at some point? Anyway, you're on.

ANYWAY, I bring more softcore pornography! (and one that's pretty hardcore but you won't see it, haha. Details below)
Solid Snake/Xaldin! Linked because 1) it's very, very badly drawn and 2) it doesn't look pairing-y unless/until you figure out Snake's fondling Xaldin's crotch.
I never thought I'd write that sentence.


That's Vladimir Putin molesting Anderson Cooper. Anderson's saying 'Wait, that's not karatAH!"
Yeah.
If you read the master list, you'll see that I was asked to do Vladimir Putin/Rahm Emanuel/Anderson Cooper. I did, actually! But since I couldn't figure out how to draw a non-sexual threesome, I took the obvious route. So message me if you want to see a badly-drawn Putin fucking a badly-drawn Cooper whose chest is being licked by a badly-drawn Rahm! (don't think i'll get messaged but hey, if you get a kick out of shitty porn, go fot it)

I WAS VERY UPSET TO FIND OUT AYN RAND IS A WOMAN. I HAVE STANDARDS YOU KNOW.


Obama/Hitler. Seriously. Though you can't recognize either of them because I'M BAD AT ART OKAY uggh

David Tennant and Billie Piper (yes i'm fucking nerdy)

Waitwaitwait, can I change my request whatever to Link/Companion cube? (from Portal) It is actually male. Well, referred to as "he", anyway.

Vespiform said:

David Tennant and Billie Piper (yes i'm fucking nerdy)

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you and me both brother.

Gwen Cooper + Captain Jack

[19:38.42] <surskitty> I am tempted to post in VPLJ's thread with "HITLER/STALIN/MAO/MUSSOLINI" just because VPLJ has already drawn Obama/Hitler

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I am tempted to approve.

world war ii is funny okay

House/Cox
Oh, goood lord, my brain is wunderfully sick.x3

*Evil smirk*
Charlie Harper/Gomez Addams
Have fun.

Jesus/Muhammad

you know you want to

Alfons Heiderich x Roy Mustang!

German guy x a Russian Amestrian Soldier. hehe.

Note to self : stop being a nerd

Dezzuu said:

Jesus/Muhammad

you know you want to

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If I get shot/stabbed/my throat slit/a message pinned on me (or all of them!) it's your fault.
Still doing it.

Also everyone asking for penis/vagina: look, I'd be happy to comply, but slash is, by definition, with two men, or at least two members of the same sex. The reason why this isn't a General Pairing thread is that I'm very, very bad at drawing women. I'm sorry ):

New one, Ralf Hütter/Florian Schneider from Kraftwerk:

Listened to Computer Liebe while drawing it, of course <3

Vladimir Putin's LJ said:

Adolf Hitler/Joseph Stalin/Mao Zedong/Benito Mussolin (Politics) (best request)

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DAMN RIGHT IT IS although you dropped the 'i' at the end of Mussolini

I love you for agreeing to do it.

Vladimir Putin's LJ said:

Also everyone asking for penis/vagina: look, I'd be happy to comply, but slash is, by definition, with two men, or at least two members of the same sex. The reason why this isn't a General Pairing thread is that I'm very, very bad at drawing women. I'm sorry ):

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So no femslash? D:

Can't think of any suggestions off the top of my head (the only m/m pairing I'm reading recently is House/Wilson and you draw them all the time), but these pictures are all fantastic; I love how you can come up with different poses for every picture; the keyboard one is adorable and I love the one earlier with Young Ocelot because Ocelot in all his incarnations is brilliant.