The Daily Mail list of 'Things that give you cancer'

Dannichu · Jan 28, 2010

Not Meowth · Jan 28, 2010

Being a man and being a woman?
Children/babies/fatherhood/pregnancy and childlessness?
Is there no hope for any of us

Blastoise Fortooate · Jan 28, 2010

Nope, we all die now.

I'm just shocked at how long that list was.

Dave Strider · Jan 28, 2010

OH GOD I'VE HAD/EATEN/AM HALF OF THESE THINGS I'M GONNA DIE!

Seriously though, this is why my family doesn't read the Daily Mail.

MentheLapin · Jan 28, 2010

Wooooow... we're not safe.

Bluberry Bat · Jan 28, 2010

Hahahahahaha, I stopped reading to laugh at 'BEING A MAN' / 'BEING A WOMAN'. I guess the 'Its' amongst us have it right. xD And-

Dannichu said:
TEA http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-87131/Too-tea-treble-cancer-risk-women.html

Murkrow · Jan 28, 2010

I was intending to space travel next month but now that the Daily Mail say it could be more dangerous than I thought, I'm reconsidering.

Mike the Foxhog said:
Being a man and being a woman?
Children/babies/fatherhood/pregnancy and childlessness?
Is there no hope for any of us

Sex is on the list but I see no virginity. I have an excuse now!

Not Meowth · Jan 28, 2010

Rasrap Smurf said:
Sex is on the list but I see no virginity. I have an excuse now!

Virginity = childlessness.

DON'T YOU SEE THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

Murkrow · Jan 28, 2010

Mike the Foxhog said:
Virginity = childlessness.

DON'T YOU SEE THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

I'll adopt six children. That way I will not be childless and according the the article on having children, I'll be less likely to get cancer than men with fewer children. Harr harr

Thanks for All the Fish · Jan 28, 2010

L'il Dwagie said:
Hahahahahaha, I stopped reading to laugh at 'BEING A MAN' / 'BEING A WOMAN'. I guess the 'Its' amongst us have it right. xD And-

It would be an honorable death man...! Don't get so dowwwn, I mean kawfee's there and america's not dead yet i guess. also if that was true about the tea england and china would prolly be wiped out by now

Thanks for All the Fish · Jan 28, 2010

L'il Dwagie said:
Hahahahahaha, I stopped reading to laugh at 'BEING A MAN' / 'BEING A WOMAN'. I guess the 'Its' amongst us have it right. xD And-

It would be an honorable death man...! Don't get so dowwwn, I mean coffee's there and america's not dead yet i guess. also if that was true about the tea england and china would prolly be wiped out by now

Not Meowth · Jan 28, 2010

Coffee causes cancer too, Typh.*points to the Cs on the list* D:

spaekle · Jan 29, 2010

lol @ candle-lit dinners.

...which appears to be on the list on the FB page but not in the OP? :v

Dannichu · Jan 29, 2010

Blimey, one day and they've updated the list with a whole bunch of new things XD

Shamelessly C+P'ing the new list.

Tailsy · Jan 29, 2010

O Daily Mail. :'D This is why nobody should read you.

Blaziking the God General · Jan 29, 2010

THERE IS NO ESCAPE FOR ME. I AM GOING TO DIE.

I think I'll comfort myself by getting some chocolate milk and talking to some of my friends on facebook using my wi-fi connection! Maybe I'll give my sister a call while I'm at it.

CHOCLATE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...te-snacks.html
FACEBOOK http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...sk-cancer.html
MILK http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...an-cancer.html
MOBILE PHONES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...te-soared.html
WI-FI http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-internet.html
MODERN LIVING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...-epidemic.html

.... T_T

Dave Strider · Jan 29, 2010

Dannichu said:
CHIPS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-487571/Parents-told-chips-cause-cancer.html

FISH http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-117840/Fish-cancer-scare.html

Britain is now doomed to get Cancer.

opaltiger · Jan 29, 2010

Psymon said:
Britain is now doomed to get Cancer.

Actually, the most popular fast food in the UK is curry.

... which I notice is also on the list, but I thought it an interesting fact.

Kai Lucifer · Jan 29, 2010

oh god I heard about this on the now show.

According to the Daily Mail, Coffee both causes and cures cancer. Just goes to show how thick the paper truly is.

allitersonance · Jan 30, 2010

L'il Dwagie said:
Hahahahahaha, I stopped reading to laugh at 'BEING A MAN' / 'BEING A WOMAN'. I guess the 'Its' amongst us have it right. xD

Are you not jealous :O

To get around the child part, I will adopt a child and cut it in two. That way I can say I do and I don't have any children.

I will make sure I avoid all fruits and carbohydrates forever. Also, water. Although I will greatly suffer for not having chocolate or soup, I will know it is worth it because I will be protected from cancer for the rest of my (seven-day) life. And with this genius plan, I'll even avoid the age factor!

The Daily Mail list of 'Things that give you cancer'

Tragically unbeyachted.

Cat, are you drilling?

Geographical!

the best coolkid

Oh, Reflux, you're so big and strong!

Mostly Ghostly

Says "also" and "or something" a lot

Cat, are you drilling?

Says "also" and "or something" a lot

so long~ and...

so long~ and...

Cat, are you drilling?

emotionless and cold as ice

Tragically unbeyachted.

if the nineth lion ate the sun.

Replicaaa!

the best coolkid

actually very huggable

A traveller on the winds of time

Banned