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  1. Kung Fu Ferret

    Describe your favorite video game and make it sound as bad as possible.

    You're a spiky headed blonde dude with a giant sword, and you go around blowing up power plants to save the world, or something.
  2. Kung Fu Ferret

    Describe your favorite video game and make it sound as bad as possible.

    An anime kid with a giant key goes to Disney!
  3. Kung Fu Ferret

    Describe your favorite video game and make it sound as bad as possible.

    You're forced to survive on an island, with craploads prehistoric beasties that pretty much want to murder you at first sight, and makes Minecraft look like Atari!
  4. Kung Fu Ferret

    Describe your favorite video game and make it sound as bad as possible.

    It's a prequel the the original game in the series, and there are three characters you have to play as. One is an emo guy, the second is an oblivious brat, and the third has nice tits! And Spock is the villain.....
  5. Kung Fu Ferret

    Describe your favorite video game and make it sound as bad as possible.

    You play a hacker/detective who has Digimon.
  6. Kung Fu Ferret

    Describe your favorite video game and make it sound as bad as possible.

    That game is awesome! Here's an obvious one: You play as a fat Italian plumber who is trippin' balls, killing defenseless turtles to save a Princess who is never even there!
  7. Kung Fu Ferret

    Describe your favorite video game and make it sound as bad as possible.

    An online game where you literally play god, and fun, except when the noobs keep feeding, which happens a lot.
  8. Kung Fu Ferret

    Describe your favorite video game and make it sound as bad as possible.

    Impossible Creatures. It's awesome if you're an RTS player. I have it on Steam. EDIT: Be sure to download the Tellurian mod so we can play together online!
  9. Kung Fu Ferret

    Describe your favorite video game and make it sound as bad as possible.

    In the 1930s, you're this guy looking for his dad, who was a controversial scientist, and have to traverse this archipelago, and splice the DNA of different animals to create a army of fucked-up mutants, each type of unit being a mix of two different animals, and have to kill things, because...
  10. Kung Fu Ferret

    Describe your favorite video game and make it sound as bad as possible.

    You build a zoo, and the guests never stop bitching, the animals and staff complain slightly less.
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