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Butterfree's Birthday thingies

RedneckPhoenix

trucks are just wheeled donkeys
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Haiku -
Procrastinated
Did not finish writing your
Super cool essay

I am very dumb
for wasting all of my time
looking at dank memes,​

Limerick -
There was a moron named Phoenix
Who was lazier than piles of sticks
He tried to make an essay
but he wasted his days
Now his reputation is full of nicks

Quatrain -
Phoenix as a man who procrastinated
Saying he'd make a birthday story
Now those sentiments have all but abated
And he deserves none of the glory.


Sorry I was a huge moron and couldn't focus for long enough to write you a simple story, Butterfree. But, in my defense, I was sick for a few weeks. Feel disappointed in me. Very disappointed.
 

RedneckPhoenix

trucks are just wheeled donkeys
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but i shooould, because i had 3 weeks and i was only sick for like 4 days so i completely wasted 17 whole days, man.
 
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