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Church of Illumination

Parody. The "10 Reasons God Prefers Men Over Women" page says God claims to be "mail". The "Abortion Is Worse Then Rape" argues this by saying God raped Mary so it must be okay. Also:

They murder millions all in the name of there lord “Science” including:
monkeys, animals, mice, humans, and african americans.

It's actually pretty funny, but not very convincing.
 
See, the thing is that I saw it and thought that it must be a Landover Baptist kinda thing.

But there's actually a Church of Illumination in Quakertown. Not totally sure if it coincidental.

I read it when I feel sad. It never fails to get a good laugh out of me, ahaha.
 
The comments on all these pages are better than the pages themselves. It's so obvious it's a parody site, but the people that take it seriously are pretty funny.
 
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