Drifloon Rocks
Honey, please don't eat the rancid dung.
The only rule is that you must only use phrases that you can find in an actual Pokemon battle, excepting names of Pokemon. No saying stuff like "DRIFLOON used GO TO SCHOOL!" since that's not a real move. You must use real battle commands and not made up ones. You can only make up names of "Pokemon" using the moves.
DRIFLOON used Rest!
DRIFLOON went to sleep.
DRIFLOON used Sleep Talk!
DRIFLOON used Snore!
DRIFLOON'S SISTER used Uproar!
It's not very effective...
DROFLOON'S SISTER used Wake-up Slap!
DRIFLOON woke up!
DRIFLOON'S SISTER used Mean Look!
DRIFLOON fled the battle!
DRIFLOON used Rest!
DRIFLOON went to sleep.
DRIFLOON used Sleep Talk!
DRIFLOON used Snore!
DRIFLOON'S SISTER used Uproar!
It's not very effective...
DROFLOON'S SISTER used Wake-up Slap!
DRIFLOON woke up!
DRIFLOON'S SISTER used Mean Look!
DRIFLOON fled the battle!