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Having fun with online translators

Phantom

Phantom

Uh, I didn't do it.
Okay, fun stuffs. Find an online translator, doesn't matter which, give me some interesting/terrible translations.
 
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I want Welsh and I can confirm that you do indeed want bored.

bored isn't a Welsh word and "i" doesn't work in that context but "am" is a preposition that can mean for or about. So I guess it thought you wrote "<something> for <something>" and it took 'for' in that context to mean approving of or wanting.
 
Using the site from jaketiger:
"I like Doctor Who."

"You said:
I like Doctor Who.
into Japanese
ドクター ・ フーのような。
Back into English
Like doctor who.
into Japanese
医者たちのような。
Back into English
Like doctor who.
Equilibrium found!

You should move to Japan!"
 
I liek Squirtles said:
Flaunting my immature side, I wrote 'boobies' into translation party
It makes so many boxes
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I did this and got something a million times better, oh my god. Here's the link.

Here's the out come:
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Original text:

"Kung Fu Ferret is an awesome guy!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Refusing to provide a powerful Kung Fu"
 
So "they don't eat bones" became "don't feed the bears." once. And...

McCoy is the right guy. The Vashta Nerada are the shadows of DeForrest and don't eat Bones.
->
At the same time, such as two families Darius Diforis cheerfulnessed.

what

It was an awful pun alright, but still...
 
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Original text:
"waffledoctor87"
…35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Doctors, about 87, he said."
(So my injuries from being used as a breakfast comestible will heal in eighty-seven days? Nice. Well, that, and I'm two doctors now.)

I'm back! :P
 
"Can't catch me ridin' dirty." Became "Ridin ' cannot catch up with dirty."
 
I'm not entirely sure if this counts, but me and a friend were fucking around once and created a series of extremely bizarre, nonsensical sentences by writing a strange sentence in englsh(such as "john cena and the squid are very confused"), and then repeatedly switching it between japanese, english and hebrew.

(be warned that most of these contain mention of rape)
he is saying he has seen a dragon very strong, very big, was raped by five elephant

I am to ramming a pipe very stable inside my hole of anus

mine elephant fell, became a snake, and walked on rape five people

I never fucked ten but yesteray night i fucked five pairs

Very angry that they were raped by the volcano, is a very sad sight

I have to eat a little, and hot potato, it has become very very damaged heart, now dragon kill my family

Doing Kesutako, or John Cena, if confusion … what of this confusion….

If the patch is that a mixture of gorillas, sadness, ass masturbation is shit and vomit or India, he said.

the last one is my personal favorite.
 
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