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Journeyquest

kyeugh

the world is just a sphere
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it seems like people like bumbletrek (how could they not), so i am riding the wave. we'll see how it goes.
Congratulations, you are now the plucky chump on the left. It looks like you're stuck fighting a pretty beefy dragon. How do you intend to go about it, buster?
 
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Eifie

oh man, good times.
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she/her
Re: Journeyquestventure

Hooray, a new comic! Here are my commands!

Leave the room
attempt the goddamn ascension.
lick it right off the ground like a starving animal.
Attempt to identify the mysterious liquid.
Drink bottle with coffee in it
figure out where the capybaras went!!!
 

RedneckPhoenix

trucks are just wheeled donkeys
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he
Re: Journeyquestventure

use GUN on MONSTROUS BEAST

edit: of course i mean:

PC: Use GUN on MONSTROUS BEAST
 

Music Dragon

Doosic Maggon
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she
Re: Journeyquestventure

I don't have any commands right now, I'm just dropping in to say that that is some stellar animation. Nice!!
 

kyeugh

the world is just a sphere
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she/her
Re: Journeyquestventure

Hey! You ignored my commands!
Dragonslaying is no child's play. In the world of the warrior's mind, it's survival of the fittest, except for thoughts. Licking fluids off the ground doesn't strike you as particularly fit.

I don't have any commands right now, I'm just dropping in to say that that is some stellar animation. Nice!!
thanks!

use GUN on MONSTROUS BEAST

edit: of course i mean:

PC: Use GUN on MONSTROUS BEAST
You don't know what "Gunne" is, or how to use it, but you do have this super awesome sword, that is very large and obviously appropriate for felling beasts with skin six inches thick!


Let's get to town on the damned thing, then. You've got the first ticket to DragonSlice Express, and the train is about to leave the fucking station. It'll be mincemeat before it knows what hit it (your sword. your sword hit it).


... Okay, this isn't as effective as you'd hoped. Any other ideas?
 

Stryke

The finchiest of widgets
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he
Re: Journeyquestventure

Ask it if it wants to meet up again sometime under different pretenses, maybe for coffee or something, and also could you have its phone number?
 

RedneckPhoenix

trucks are just wheeled donkeys
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he
Re: Journeyquestventure

literally bust a cap in the dragon. pull YE FLASK out of your FLETCHED CAP and feed it to the dragon in hopes it is either full of SHIT, PISS WITH INK, or DRAGON POISON
 

kyeugh

the world is just a sphere
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she/her
Re: Journeyquestventure

hit it again!





Man, this is absolutely not going your way.

cower behind your shield.

You cower behind your shield, as any reasonable knight would, because that thing is really scary okay. It doesn't seem to advance on you, probably because it's a fucking idiot and lacks object permanence. You wonder if maybe you could sneak away behind your shield like this, but, well... You're not sure it's smart enough to differentiate between a moving shield and a moving person, anyway.
 

RedneckPhoenix

trucks are just wheeled donkeys
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he
stab self with sword because that sword just healed the fuckin dragon



also, pull the feather out of your cap and see if it sneezes
 
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