Making the Band

[Retsu]

1. Go to this URL. The title of that page is your band's name.
2. Go to that URL again (or click "Random page" on the side bar). That's the name of your album - if this is your first post here, it's your debut!
3. Go to this random number generator. It should be from 7 to 12; this is the number of tracks on your album.
4. For every track on your album, go to that first URL. The title of the article is the name of the song.
5. Finally, once you have that, go to Flickr's random images and pick the first one on that page. That's your album cover.

I'll start off. :)

Artist: Order of Hermes (Ars Magica)
Album: Ohio Valley Wrestling

1. Immunoisolate
2. Mother's Spiritual
3. A Buyer's Market
4. Archdue Joseph August of Austria
5. Millennium Square (Bristol)
6. Pappy Van Winkle's Family Reserve
7. Chittorgarh
8. Thenelles
9. Politics of Tanzania
10. Hamas & Fatah Mecca Agreement
11. The Trouble With the Truth

 

[Coloursfall]

I remember this! it's fun.

Artist: Stanisław Lorentz
Album: Saint-Jean-de-la-Neuville
Cover:

Tracks:
1. Woodward Township, Clearfield County, Pennsylvania
2. Rob & Gilly
3. KXGA
4. Michael Brook
5. The Beatles Box Set
6. The Nightmare
7. Twist (stage play)

...my band is... odd.

 

[Vyraura]

Artist: High Noon
Album: Aurora Goldeneye

1. Internet in Germany
2. Rudy the Fifth
3. 8th Marine Infantry Parachute Regiment
4. Biljana Plavšić
5. Lord of the Fries
6. Audrey Landers
7. Ulpu Iivari
8. Aristobulous IV
9. Jesus

I think I've got a good danish prog metal band going here (no joke on the last one)

 

[Zuu]

Artist: The Cornish Times
Album: First Ward Wardroom

1. Santa Fe (Mexico City)
2. Paramytha Lestari Mulyarto
3. HMS Boadicea
4. Leptobrachella natunae
5. Anarcha-feminism
6. Noron-l'Abbaye
7. Double Gammas

I don't even know. I don't even know.

 

[Retsu]

It's here! After the success of Ohio Valley Wrestling, Rome-Italian neoclassical post-progressive emocore band Order of Hermes (Ars Magica) has released their sophomore album! Use of choirs and mandolin is prominent throughout the album.

Album: 2nd Imaginary Symphony for Cloudmaking

1. Air Warfare Centre
2. Lookout Mountain Incline Railway
3. Agrippina of Mineo
4. VIII Corps (ACW)
5. The Brave Ones
6. Towers in Time
7. Mind Over Matter
8. Vein Stripping

 

[Zuu]

The Cornish Times figured that after three line-up changes and the wild success of their first album, First Ward Wardroom, it was time for a new album. So after three beers, a few lessons on the pan flute, and about five hours in the studio, here's their new album, Arrhenothrix.

1. Culture of Djibouti
2. BR postcode area
3. Roy Bittan
4. Woodrow, Texas
5. Young Allies
6. Cardiff Yacht Club
7. HMS Jupiter
8. Anne Panning
9. Autovía A-50
10. Amelia Jones
11. Larry Kasanoff

Band Bio: Formed in late 1998, The Cornish Times could be best described as nu-pop ska-thrash blackened funeralcore. They're fond of folk instruments like the shamisen, the pan flute, and the hollowed skull of a rival tribesman. Their line-up currently consists of three Welsh guys that don't know each others' names, an extremely intelligent octopus named Rocco, Emperor Tiberius, and a technoviking from the future. They're best known for not wearing pants and shelling out more albums than Iron Maiden. Fun fact: all of their songs contain loops of childbirth in the background.

 

[Flora]

Artist: Ahırlı (not Ahirli, Ahırlı)
Album: John Granville

Tracks:
1. Shear strength (soil)
2. Joe Tallari
3. Safet
4. Marge Champion
5. Peter van Walsum
6. Heather-Dina Lakes Provincial Park
7. Peter Jehle
8. Le Rêve (novel)
9. List of Macintosh games
10. Magikano
11. Alexandre Falguière
12. Leicester Forest West

(Wow, that was unexpectedly cool. I wonder how well the public will recieve track number 9.)

 

[EspeonUmbreon]

Artist: Leader of the Opposition (Australian Capital Territory)
Album: 9685 Korteweg

1 Small-Scaled Skink
2 Mark L. Mallory
3 Sigmund Rascher
4 Dr. Sin
5 Musashimaru Kōyō
6 Soe Hok Gie
7 FightBox
8 Águia Branca, Espírito Santo

Lol, Leader of the Opposition actually sounds like a really good band.

 

[Zora of Termina]

Name: 2009 New York Yankees season
Album: Mung
Album Cover:

Tracks:
1. Soufriére Hills
2. AT&T Intellectual Property
3. List of Settlements in the Drama Prefecture
4. Ever Fallen in Love (With Someone You Shouldn'tve)
5. Expressomics
6. 'Not Happy John!' Campaign
7. Cuisine of Belize
8. Namibia Food and Allied Workers Union
9. Namida wo Misenaide (Boys Don't Cry)
10. Mogens Lykketoft
11. Sarra

...I'd kinda like to hear Expressomics. :/

 

[Flora]

In a crazy attempt to kick off the New Year, the up-and-coming band Ahırlı is releasing their next album, NGC Magazine!

Album: NGC Magazine

1. Seaview
2. Baron Caryll of Durford
3. Valea Mare River (Cusuiuş)
4. Wendlandia andamanica
5. City of Geraldton
6. Kati Sebestyén
7. Neuville-Day
8. An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn
9. Box girder
10. Student Grant
11. Henry Cadogan Rothery

 

[ultraviolet]

Artist: Desk on a frame
Album: The Mysterious Universe

1. Radimisht
2. Tennessee River Railroad Bridge
3. Miah
4. Laminar flow cabinet
5. Manufacturing process management
6. High roller (disambiguation)
7. Ipele
8. Romansyia (this is an actual song xD)

 

[Coloursfall]

After the unexpected sucess of their debut ablum, Stanisław Lorentz decided that it was time for a follow up. However, the lead singer decided that now would be a great time to have a baby (nice job, Kath.) so it was put off for a year. But even after the long wait, the fans accepted it well.

Album: Emerald Energy
Cover:

Tracks:
1. Darwinia (novel)
2. Dadhikot
3. Kermes vermilio
4. List of awards and nominations received by Justice
5. Philodryas
6. Mother Mother
7. Jackie Estrada
8. American Cetacean Society
9. Peter O'Connor (psychologist)
10. List of bishops of Kiev

guuuuys why does my band suck ]:

 

[#1 bro]

Oh wow! This game actually looks fun. :D

Artist: 1877 in England
Album: Paradise Grove

1: Zuunmod
2: Keith Chegwin
3: Dirk VI, Count of Holland
4: Stay With Me
5: Irisviel von Einzbern
6: F29 Retaliator
7: One Night With the King
8: A Town Called Hypocrisy

album cover: (can't get it to show up) http://flickr.com/photos/56768665@N00/3072562858/

 

[EspeonUmbreon]

After Leader of the Opposition (Australian Capital Territory) debuted their album, the drummer and the guitarist quit in the middle of their tour around Europe. Though they came back half an hour later because they didn't have the money for a flight back to Australia. This somehow inspired their next album:

Album:Alfred Mirsky

1 Dardic
2 Finiş
3 Ras-GRF1
4 Frances Ferguson
5 Potsdam Denkschrift
6 California, Santander
7 Propelling Control Vehicle
8 2650 Elinor
9 U.S. Post Office (Goshen, New York)

So far, all my album covers have references to cats in them...

 

[Flora]

Yep, they're back! Once again, Ahırlı is making another (hopefully) great album!

Album: Garside Element

1. Adam Karol Czartoryski
2. Dhanpur
3. Augustus Wall Callcott
4. John Douglas (author)
5. Robert Louis Stevenson School
6. Regions of Guyana
7. Touriga Nacional
8. Mark Little
9. Go DJ!
10. 1929 New York Yankees season

(Haha, Go DJ is an actual album. o.o

I bet the next album's gonna have nine tracks.)

 

[RainbowRayquaza]

Artist: Trilogy of Terror
Album: Sham

1. Avon True Romance
2. Mary Wineberg
3. Kissomlyó
4. Hanuman Prasad Poddar
5. Roger Nelson
6. Know-Nothing Riot
7. Yomiuri Giants
8. Oslo Airport, Gardermoen
9. Recchia simplicifolia
10. National Space Science and Technology Center

 

[Flora]

Aaaaaaaaaaaand another:

Album Name: Saint-Martin-de-Villereglan

1. Sisson Hotel
2. Benzoyl glycolic acid
3. Keith Philip Newell
4. Spider Jones
5. Kamiiso Station
6. George E. Mylonas
7. Hidrocystoma

(Nooooooooooo I broke my streak!)

 

[StyliBoy]

Artist: Crab Wars
Album: Company of Select Marksmen

1.Clemente Isnard
2.Henri Le Secq
3.Agave chiapensis
4.Bangre
5.Mazda G Platform
6.Dawn Ralph
7.Sakuradai Station

 

[BCM]

Artist: Cajaruro District

Album: House of Nassau

Tracks:
Jeremiah Curtin
Bloodwrath
Stebro
Georges Taillandier
Telmatobius schreiteri
Yurek Bogayevicz
Billbergia nutans
Arestoceras

 

[Flora]

They make a whoooole lot of albums...

Album: Atlantic pigtoe

1. Belle & Sebastian: Just a Modern Rock Story
2. Amfikleia
3. The Villages of Loreto Bay
4. Palito Blanco, Texas
5. Linlithgow Rose F.C.
6. Prats-du-Périgord
7. Hardin County, Texas

Waaaaaaaay too much Texas in there.