Ninjas? Pirates? Ninja Pirates?

[Kai Lucifer]

I remember there being a Ninjas V Pirates thread before the forum crashed. Is it possible for the world's greatest rivals to be combined?

Disgaea makes it so.

 

[Zuu]

Ninjas

Anyone who thinks otherwise are dirty sea rats.

lulz/10

*points at first post*

 

[Murkrow]

lulz/10

*points at first post*

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How is it funny in the first place anyways? :/

 

[Zuu]

anyways vikings kill both of them

 

[Philly]

NINJAS! FTW! They kick asses!

 

[Gakidou]

Ninjas.

 

[Involuntary Twitch]

Pirates.

Because it's one letter off of Pilates.

 

[Dragon]

Niiiiiiinjas~

*Kung-Fu Fighting plays in the background*

 

[Not Meowth]

Pirates ftw. They even have their own cereal for Christ's sake.

 

[Worst Username Ever]

Ninjas all the way.

 

[Mad MOAI]

NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Just my opinion ;D

 

[Diz]

Have you ever seen a drunken ninja?

Ninja can't dress in awesome clothes.

Ninja can't just whip out a gun and shoot someone.

GO PIRATES!

 

[Not Meowth]

Ninja can't just whip out a gun and shoot someone.

No, but they can whip out some shuriken and impale someone.

They don't have cannon, however.

 

[Murkrow]

No, but they can whip out some shuriken and impale someone.

They don't have cannon, however.

They don't need cannons.

They can have cannons, why shouldn't they be able to have them?

They're just so awesome that they don't need them. They don't need to defend themselves or anything. They survive anyway. They don't get diseases from bad hygiene either.

 

[Darksong]

NINJAS! :D They don't get seasick and they aren't always stuck on a ship. Not to mention speed.

 

[Not Meowth]

They don't need cannons.

They can have cannons, why shouldn't they be able to have them?

They're just so awesome that they don't need them. They don't need to defend themselves or anything. They survive anyway. They don't get diseases from bad hygiene either.

Or they're just not awesome enough to have cannon.

And pirates have discovered Vitamin C, thank you very much. They are invulnerable to scurvy.

Also, ninjas don't get to sail galleons, drink rum, or steal treasure.

And Darksong, no pirate worth his salt gets seasick. Otherwise he wouldn't be a pirate, savvy?

 

[Murkrow]

Or they're just not awesome enough to have cannon.

And pirates have discovered Vitamin C, thank you very much. They are invulnerable to scurvy.

Also, ninjas don't get to sail galleons, drink rum, or steal treasure.

And Darksong, no pirate worth his salt gets seasick. Otherwise he wouldn't be a pirate, savvy?

They can have cannons, why shouldn't they be able to?
There are other diseases out there.
They can sail galleons, drink rum and steal treasure, you just never see them do so. That why ships, alcohol, and money goes missing so often and never comes back.

 

[Not Meowth]

They can have cannons, why shouldn't they be able to?

Because, for the second time, they're not awesome enough.

There are other diseases out there.

Scurvy being the most prevalent. But no longer.

They can sail galleons, drink rum and steal treasure, you just never see them do so. That why ships, alcohol, and money goes missing so often and never comes back.

If you could find one documented account of any such thing happening, that'd be great.

 

[Murkrow]

Because, for the second time, they're not awesome enough.

Well, they're more awesome than pirates. Therefore, Pirates shouldn't have cannons.

Scurvy being the most prevalent. But no longer.

Ninjas wouldn't have any need to have vitamin C to avoid scurvy. They can avoid it anyway with their skills.

If you could find one documented account of any such thing happening, that'd be great.

Not until you prove it to be impossible.

 

[Diz]

And besides, there are still pirates today. They may have lost a bit of their luster....but.