Alakazam would do all of my homework for me with that OVER 5000!!! I.Q. of it.
Alakazam presumably do not know how to write in English or any other human language. Also, I'm sure pokémon-world teachers would know the hallmarks of an essay authored by an alakazam in the same way that ours know the hallmarks of 'i stole dis off da wikerpedia' essays.
Oh Gosh, I would keep Pichu, Pikachu, and Raichu in my house and I'd snuggle up with them when I slept, and play outside with them and aahhhh~
Good luck with that electric bill! omnomnomonommnonmnmonom
I'm actually kind of uncomfortable with the idea of having a 'pet' pokémon because they're, you know, sentient, but I sure would like to hang out with a furret or something! Also I have a bad feeling that I would be a crazy old Caterpie Man whose house is filled with dozens of wild caterpie and wurmple and stuff. And I would sleep on a nest of silcoon and burmy and have a whirlipede tireswing and and and um a heracross butler. :D
AND NO CAR
JUST A SCOLIPEDE