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The Brain-Hurting Fanfic Pairing Generator!

Richard Nixon/Frosty the Snowman
Pikachu/Richard III
The Mask (The Mask)/Abraham Lincoln

Some O_Oworthy ones...
 
J. (Three Man in a Boat)/Tarma shena Tale-sedrin (Mercedes Lackey books)
Carmen (Carmen)/Kyle Reese (Terminator)
Jiang Wei (Dynasty Warriors)/Hyate (Pretear)
King Henry VIII/Herr Flick ('Allo 'Allo)
Small Zenki (Zenki)/Crowley (Good Omens)
Tom Sawyer/Getafix (Asterix)

Some of them are slightly scary. P
 
Vladimir Putin's LJ said:
First result I got was Frank (Rocky Horror Picture Show)/Max Bailystock (The Producers).
I must.
Click to expand...
DO IIIIIIIIT :D

At any rate:

Cedric Diggory (HP)/Bumblbee (Transformers)
Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)/Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes)
Mr. Burns (The Simpsons)/Bowser (Super Mario games)
Ratchet (Ratchet and Clank)/Dante (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Rosa Parks/Supersoldier (Resident Evil: Apocalypse)
Vegeta (Dragonball Z)/Dr. Kenzo Tenma (Monster)
Joren (Tamora Pierce's "Tortall" series)/Mr. Snuffleupagus (Sesame Street)
Ritsuka Aoyagi (Loveless)/Elwood P. Dowd (Harvey)
Beren (The Silmarillion)/Heffer (Rocko's Modern Life)
Church (Red vs. Blue)/Older Pete (The Adventures of Pete and Pete)
Daisy Duke/Bellatrix Lestrange (HP)
Ed Rooney (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)/Rock Lee (Naruto)

Welp. :|
 
Lets see...

Moses (Biblical)/Private Vasquez (Aliens)
Captain Hans (Hellsing)/Cleopatra
George Banks (Mary Poppins)/Stewie (Family Guy)
Morph (X-Men)/Grand Moff Tarkin (Star Wars)
Larvelle Jones (Police Academy)/Shampoo (Ranma 1/2)
avaeolus (Discworld)/Deathstrike (X-Men)
Jin (Lost)/Dale Arden (Flash Gordon)
Manny Bianco (Black Books)/The Shade (DC Comics)
Marilyn Monroe/Stella (CSI NY)
Ryan Pierce (West Wing)/Senator Kelly (X-Men)
Sibyl Trelawney (Harry Potter)/King Henry VIII
Det. John Munch (Homicide; Law and Order)/Felix Mendelssohn
Hyde (League of Extraordinary Gentlemen)/Inigo Montoya (The Princess Bride)
Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter)/Mr. Fizzwidget (Ratchet and Clank)
Ranma (Boy-Type)/Sarah Bannerman (Dead Zone)
Talim (Soul Calibur)/The Comedian (Watchmen)
 
Haven't found many where I know both of them, but...

Robert Neville (I Am Legend)/Jake Foley (Jake 2.0) lulz for Jake Foley!

oh, wait, heres a good one:

Ramona (Ramona the Brave)/Douglas Adams just... just o.O
Peter Pan/Sly Cooper sheer lulz
Jane Seymour (Henry VIII's wife)/Joren (Tamora Pierce's "Tortall" series)Nerts... Which series is Joren in again? Lioness, Wildmagic, what?
Shaggy (Scooby Doo)/Tony the Tiger (Frosted Flakes commercials) RUN TONY RUN!
 
The Sorting Hat (HP)/The Devil (Paradise Lost)
Grandpa Simpson (Simpsons)/Dracula (Dracula 2000)
 
Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)/The Guide (Hitchhiker's Guide)
Naruto/Gandalf (Lord of the Rings)
Pumbaa (The Lion King)/Gippal (Final Fantasy X-2)
Fred Weasley (HP)/Peter Pan
Gandalf (Lord of the Rings)/Gary(Pokemon)
Pac-Man/Luke (Joan of Arcadia)

Woo, those sure are... interesting...
 
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Edgar Allan Poe/Strawberry Shortcake (Strawberry Shortcake)
Hoshigaki Kisame (Naruto)/Paul Atreides (Dune)
^ These two made me lol.. so hard.
 
Anita Blake/Maigrith (Ian Irvine's Three Worlds universe)
Cid (Final Fantasy 4)/Agrippina the Younger
Felix Tholomyes (Les Miserables)/Michael Cassio (Othello)
Sandy (Grease)/Lionel Luthor (Smallville)
Straight Cougar (S.cry.ed)/Diana Villiers (Master and Commander)

I don't know any of these. W/e.
 
Saddam Hussein (South Park)/Scrooge McDuck (Duck Tales)
Jean-Luc Picard (Star Trek)/GIR (Invader Zim)
Jeff Gordon (NASCAR)/Ugly Stepsister (Shrek 2)
The Rock/Eomer (Lord of the Rings)
Godzilla/Prior Walter (Angels in America)
Donald Trump (The Apprentice)/Marlin (Finding Nemo)
Gil Grissom (CSI)/Boss Nass (Star Wars)
Brian Griffin (Family Guy)/Sheriff of Nottingham
Danny McCoy (Las Vegas)/Gemini Man (Mega Man 3)
Jon Arbuckle (Garfield)/Nibbler (Futurama)

There ya' go, ten handpicked pairings from the generator.
 
Jesus/Ned Henry (To Say Nothing of the Dog)
King Louis XVI/Kuja (Final Fantasy 9)
Lord Voldemort (HP)/
Martin Dear (Green Wing)/Little Red Riding Hood
Munch (SVU)/God (Bible)
Norman Osborn (Spider-Man)/God (Bible)
Prince Caspian (The Chronicles of Narnia)/Catherine the Great
Rita Skeeter (HP)/Jesus

o.O Holy carp..
 
Amy March (Little Women)/Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter)
Jesus/Violet (The Incredibles)
Elphaba (Wicked)/Kakashi Hatake (Naruto)
John Meyers (Hellboy)/Inspector Gadget
Achilles (Troy)/Scrooge McDuck (Duck Tales)
Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park)/Box #6 (Metal Gear Solid)

o_O
 
CatBus (My Neighbor Totoro)/Christina Aguilera
Professor Frink (The Simpsons)/Arthur Dent (Hitchhiker's Guide)
T.S Garp (World According to Garp)/Clay Aiken (American Idol)
Animal (The Muppets)/Pinky (Pinky and the Brain)
The Ring (Lord of the Rings)/Sandy (Grease)
A Metroid (Metroid)/Susie Derkins (Calvin and Hobbes)
Robert Neville (I Am Legend)/Don Quixote
Hank McCoy (X-Men)/Marlin (Finding Nemo)
Edgar Allan Poe/Bowser (Super Mario games)
Tony the Tiger (Frosted Flakes commercials)/May Parker (Ultimate Spider-Man)

ಠ_ಠ
 
Fixit (Teen Titans cartoon)/Terk (Disney's Tarzan) (lololol)

Otacon (Metal Gear Solid)/Melvin Frohike (X-Files) (OH MY GOD OTACON)

Spyro the Dragon (Spyro the Dragon)/Michael (Arrested Development) (... er)

Jabba the Hutt/Factory Foreman (Les Miserables) (anything sexual + jabba = oh my god utter trauma)

The Noo-Noo (Tellytubbies)/Joxer (Xena) (oh my god nothing's safe here, not even fucking mutant vacuum cleaners)

Buffy Summers (BtVS)/Lisa Simpson (The Simpsons) (this is just awesome)

Falco (Starfox)/Gabe (Penny Arcade) (oh christ)

Ella (Ella Enchanted)/Jaws (there are no words)

Knuckles the Echidna (Sonic the Hedgehog games)/White Witch (Narnia) (no comment whatsoever)

Juliet (Romeo and Juliet)/The Akio car (Revolutionary Girl Utena) (wait wait wait did that just say a car)

Bellatrix Lestrange (HP)/Bilbo Baggins (LotR) (rofl)

Metroid (Metroid)/Margaret Blaine de Slitheen (Doctor Who) (i don't watch Dr. Who but it has a metroid so I like it)

Supreme Chancellor Palpatine (Star Wars)/Shaggy (Scooby Doo) (i almost spit milk all over my monitor from laughing so hard)

Thomas the Tank Engine (The Railway Stories)/Francesca Vecchio (Due South) (this generator is starting to scare me)

Nico Zahn (Veritas)/Fat Bastard (Austin Powers) (yes)

Kay (Once and Future King)/Xena (why is it I think that would work out)

Otacon (Metal Gear Solid)/Gimli (Lord of the Rings) (OTACON AGAIN, AND I ACTUALLY KNOW HIS MATCH)

Mad-Eye Moody (HP)/William Shakespeare (ahahahahaha)

White Witch (Narnia)/Mr. Miyagi (Karate Kid) (this is made of total win)

Sly Cooper/Linus (Peanuts) (all right this is getting too scary, Imma stop)
 
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