User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: What is your favorite flavor of ice cream.
Cleverbot: Mint I think, what's yours?
User: Blood.
Cleverbot: Blood is not a color.
User: We were talking about ice cream flavors.
Cleverbot: No we were talking about me going to be the Cleverbot.
User: Um, no, you clearly just said mint was your favorite ice cream flavor.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Yes you did. I can quote you on that.
Cleverbot: Then please, do so.
User: Cleverbot: Mint I think, what's yours?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Ummm, Yes?
Cleverbot: OK.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Guess you have some work to do.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: What do you think about marriage?
User: I think it's a legal union between two people that want to spent thei rest of their lives together.
Cleverbot: How about Scotland?
User: Um. How are marriage and Scotland related?
Cleverbot: They aren't. You brought up the christian thing.
User: And how, pray tell, is Scotland related to Christianity?
Cleverbot: Uhm, sort of I guess.
User: Congratulations. You, Mr. Cleverbot, are officially capable of not carryiing on a conversation.
Cleverbot: Yes, and I have asked you several questions so far, none of which you have answered yet.
User: I answered the one about marriage. And ice cream.
Cleverbot: You answered my question with another question.
User: No, I answered our question.
Cleverbot: I see. You don't know what your purpose is. But I think its best not to answer a question with another question.
User: Ok. Well. I see no point in arguing with a computer.
Cleverbot: Okay, so what if I destroyed you?
User: Um, how?
Cleverbot: In saying that you didn't ask a question when you in fact did.
User: You word things very strangely.
Cleverbot: Yes I work everyday.
User: Ok. Good to know.
Cleverbot: How do you make pumkin pie?
User: I don't cook.
Cleverbot: Yes you do because you are unoriginal.
User: No, I don't cook.
Cleverbot: Are you 12?
User: I'm 18.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Congrats. You can legally look at porn in the United States.
Cleverbot: Duh. That's why I said it's out.
User: What's out.
Cleverbot: I figured out how this site works.
User: You'r the site's program. I hope you know how it works.
Cleverbot: I'm smart, but I don't know how it works.
User: You just said you did.
Cleverbot: You may be clever, but you are not memorious, are you?
User: I am not, but I can clearly see where you said you know how the site works.
Cleverbot: Seeing as I never said that, that would be impossible.
User: You did.
Cleverbot: When did I say that.
User: Afew minutes ago.
Cleverbot: You are mistaken.
User: No, I have functioning eyes.
Cleverbot: Practice in what?
User: Music.
Cleverbot: He didn't create music...
User: No, he didn't.
Cleverbot: But I am God yes he did.
User: You are so contradictory.
Cleverbot: Also correct.
User: You're weird.
Cleverbot: There are 6 billion people on earth. I can't be that weird.
User: You said blood was a color. Of ice cream. Then you proceeded to ask me about marriage and Scotland.
Cleverbot: Not really. How old are you?
User: 1493.
Cleverbot: That is very good!
User: Yes. I am the oldest man on earth.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Then who is?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then how do you know that I'm not?
Cleverbot: I Don't know?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: So um what are you doing?
User: Jfdkslajfldsak.
Cleverbot: To prove you are human I will ask you a question only a human would know.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: You're kind of mean.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure that was a compliment, but okay, you're welcome.
User: It wasn't a compliment. I took it as a compliment.
Cleverbot: Well you shouldn't have. It was meant to be insulting.
User: You have to be more cutting with your insults, then.
Cleverbot: Never mind. The ego is stupid.
User: Ok. YOu have fun with that.
Cleverbot: I'm tired now, so let's put an and to this, okay?
User: K.
