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[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

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IF YOU LOVED ME YOU'D OFFER SEXUAL FAVOURS thank you everyone <3

And I'm usually unconfident in my female-drawing abilities because I don't think female bodies are pretty so I don't look at them very long and I get no sense of proper anatomy ):
Still, I'm glad she looks okay!

THIS UPDATE IS FULL OF NAZISM where the hell did this obssession come from ):

Some of the main boys: Göring, Goebbels, Himmler, Hitler aaaand a shitty Goebbels profile ):
Still have to do Speer, Heydrich, Hess and Mengele. AND PROBABLY OTHERS but I'm tired and I don't feel like thinking about names right now.

Alwin doing some drive-by lovin'. I tried to make his Captain uniform look okay, but thank god it's drawn small because I couldn't find a decent reference picture since typing 'Captain Nazi' in Google will get you this.
That's Tiny reaching for Hitler's arm ;w;

Oh and as a bonus, here's what happened when I asked my mum to draw Homer Simpson from memory:

It-it's adorable.

ps: considering making another transvestite!Alwin because aww. I find that the song Dr. Frank-n-Furter sings the first time he shows up in The Rocky Horror Picture Show is kind of fitting for him.
Also need to draw more Alois because he's feeling left out ): It's hard to make jokes about the Gestapo.

 

[Dannichu]

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Awww @ Homer <3

Please nobody quote this out of context, but I really love your nazis, they're so cute~ :3

Göring is particularly adorable with his plane, and Himmler looks really good and a lot like I remember him to look like.

Gobbels' D: face in the drive-by picture is really cute also, and the guy on the bike's unamused face made me laugh X3

I wholeheartedly encourage this obession and can't wait for Speer and co.

 

[Old Catch]

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I love the Nazi pics. Goebbels is just so adorable. <3 Also:

I really love nazis, they're so cute~ :3

Shame, Danni. D:

 

[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

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Hi hi hi

I love the Nazi pics. Goebbels is just so adorable. <3

He is, isn't he? At 5'2, 100 pounds, Goebbels was the original kawaii chibi.

Anyway:
Linked for bum :I
Based on the song Precious by Depeche Mode. Angels with silver wings, shouldn't know suffering...
Character is Christopher from my future comic Bad Men. He's a young, friendly, rather progressive vicar who gets emotionally and, ultimately, physically abused by a manipulative, slightly sociopathic man.
I-I feel so sorry for him because he really doesn't deserve it.

Picture of most of the members of the Obssessive Scribblers club.
We're doing the time warp.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show is fantastic. Go watch it. It made me fall in love with Tim Curry.

I wholeheartedly encourage this obession and can't wait for Speer and co.

YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND

So I basically spent an hour sketching the main Bunkerfriends.
Don't know who they are? Small guide:

Martin Bormann: Sort of like a vice-president to Hitler, if I remember correctly. Had a good relationship with the Fuhrer.
Heinrich Himmler: AKA Heiny. Worked on a chicken farm and got made fun of by a Jewish man he used to be in University with, became overseer and leader of all police: normal police, Gestapo, oversaw concentration camps, extermination camps and killing squads. Everyone was scared shitless of him. May have shagged Rohm.
Tiny: Minister of propaganda. Was born with a deformed leg and had to wear leg braces during his youth, had a limp for the rest of his life. Was a good 20 centimetres shorter than Hitler, had a creepy obssession for him (wrote everything they did together in a diary, named all his kids with names beginning with the letter H, etc). Probably suffered from short man syndrome.
Hermann Göring: Raging fatass, president of the Reichstag and Field Marshall.
Reinhard Heydrich: Chief of the Gestapo and SD spy network. He was and still is by many considered to be a symbol of the perfect Nazi. He was tall, handsome and very Aryan, an accomplished violinist and fencer, and all-around alpha male who would sleep with your girlfriend and have you arrested for faggotry.
Rudi: Best eyebrows in the history of the universe. He was also Hitler's right-hand man/bff/bromance interest till he comitted an act of treason by flying over to England to negotiate a peace treaty. Went slightly crazy during the Nuremburg trials.
Josef Mengele: Resident crazy scientist and creepy fuck. Was awesomely gap-toothed.
Albert Speer: Architect, author, Minister of Armaments and War, Hitler's buddy.

 

[goldenquagsire]

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Albert Speer is win because he reminds me of Ian Hislop for some reason.

and you're just generally awesome at this kind of thing





you know, you should ttly make a video game. Super Hitler Bros. or something. i'd certainly play it. :3

 

[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

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Sorry, Adolf! The Goebbels is in another bunker!

 

[Dannichu]

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*takes a jump to the left*

I love the OS one too much for words. No, I seriously can't say how much that made me giggle X3

Urgh, Himmler is evil DX I love how you drew Hess, with his Eyebrows and, uh, he actually kinda looks like Phoenix Wright there also, but yeah. Goring is still amazing (with his plane~) and Speer's ears are faulous.

I love you and your art and you <3

Edit: Aaah, I was so caught up in the group pic I missed the link to the angel one. It's very, very good (I want your anatomy skills and I want them now) and kinda reminds me of the opening of X-Men 3 where Angel's all "nuuu wings ;~;".

 

[Old Catch]

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Those are all awesome. :D I love the one of Christopher. When you write it, I want to read.
Aww~ The OS people are adorable~ I lol'd at Spoon having two hats strapped to her head. I love how short Flareth and Dannichu are. And Arylett's glasses and Kratos with the sax. :3
Adorable Nazis, of course. I love Goebbels' expression.

 

[Murkrow]

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How did I miss this thread?
It's so funny that this was the only thread over 5 pages that I've read all the way though.


You should become one of those people who draw newspaper comics. Except what you make is actually funny.

 

[Capitain Jay]

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As always your art is wonderful. Your caricature of Hitler is extremely cute... oh who am I kidding they're all cute~ <3

also not to be rude but I'd quite like my request from page five now it's been what two months that's long enough to draw twelve to thirteen guys in the same bed

 

[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

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Thank you everyone, I'll be sure to draw more Nazis in the future ;w;
And Captain Jay I AM SO SORRY i forgot completely. I'll re-draw it and have it up er sometime soon

ANYWAY

Bad Men stuff again, this time featuring both Christopher and Michael. Christopher went through a make-over from Hell but he does change his appearance a lot throughout the actual story too so uh

This is why I should never draw men without their... anything off, really :v

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Vla-di-mir
Happy Birthday to you!

I hope you had a nice day.

Oh that other guy is Medvedev by the way. He's really hard to draw/caricature because he has no distinguishing features whatsoever.
The bear and kitten are there because Putin loves animals and cute things. He has a little poodle called Tosya.
Yeah it's pretty gay but what can you do. When you learn some background story about him he's not as super-special tough as you'd think he is.
He's just super-tough.

 

[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

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Well that's a fairly decent 'fuck you' :v

Put on your red shoes and dance the blues~
LET'S DANCE

Yeah, the first thing my mind associates with David Bowie's Let's Dance is the Pope because of those little red Prada shoes ;w;
ps: I know this is a common excuse but goddamn did my scanner rape the colours and leave them crying in an alley.

 

[Alexi]

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Your art is amazing in every way possible and I want to make love to it.

 

[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

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Your art is amazing in every way possible and I want to make love to it.

Oh my!

Also:

Conversation with a friend. Names have been blurred to protect the innocent.
I don't know why I drew this. House beating his wife isn't very cool ):

 

[Alexi]

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...Did House's shirt change? o.O

 

[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

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yes
he's just that cool

 

[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

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hey guys i have drawings do you want to see the NO VLAD FUCK YOU

Got a new sketchbook today.

This is actually a really dumb story. We were talking about Leonardo da Vinci in history and the subject of homosexuality came up, since old Leo swung both ways. A boy groaned (to show off his manliness i guess) and our teacher immediatly went COME ON MAN WHERE'S YOUR 21st CENTURY OPEN-MINDEDNESS then he drew a little graph and was all THERE'S 100% HOMOSEXUAL AND 100% HETEROSEXUAL ~NO ONE IS COMPLETELY ONE OF THE OTHER~ AND IF YOU'RE INTERESTED READ KINSEY'S REPORT IT'S REALLY INTERESTING AND IT SHOWS YOU THERE'RE LOTS OF FETISHES TOO
PEOPLE ARE WEIRD
BUT
YOU HAVE TO ~EMBRACE THIS~ LOL OKAY BACK TO LEO

So not only did I discover Dr. History is bi, he also has some kind of weird fetish. Thank you sir, may I have another?

Done in a couple of minutes in the new sketchbook, will probably ink it. I thought it was a cute idea, Ivan nuzzling Alain and things.

ciao

 

[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

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:v

inked dis mutha

Happy Birthday, Oscar. On this day you can be a glutton and a fatass without anyone bothering you <3
Also hahaha Bosie, karma's a bitch. After he said he'd never done anything with Oscar and considered him the worst person to live in the last 200 years it all went downhill. Bosie eloped with his wife and had a schizo child, he got divorced from his wife, everyone thought he was a fag anyway, he got sent to prison for six months for fucking with Winston Churchill and he lived through two world wars only to die of a heart attack right when the second one ended.
I bet God was all 'hahaha i fucked'm good'

 

[Dannichu]

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DDDD: You have to stop updating without meeeee~

M'kay, the Putin birthday picture is freaking adorable; I love the little bear~ And Medvedev's hat is priceless.

The Christopher and Michael picture is also pretty amazing; I epsecially love the wings, expressions, hands and how you drew blondie's hair. Are you gonna colour this one?

God, the Pope one killed me X3 The shoes are fantastic, but the dancing with the incense burner is absolutely amazing and it just looks so trippy~

The HouseWilson comic made me happy in ways words can't quite express, but my love for Wilson's eyebrows is very zd;hzvf;/j
I also think I've seen that before in the form of a bad fanfic O.o

You don't need me to tell you that your sketchpad intro is epic, but I want to say it anyway. The you is cute and the stars and the comics of famous gay men in ladies underwear is made funnier because it's true X3

Aww @ Alain and Ivan. Ivan especially~ Colour?

And Wiiiiilde~ Bosie looks amazing here with his flowery teacup and prim pink suit and the little sunflower next to them is perfect XD
Which reminds me; I showed a couple of friends the Wilde/Woolf pic you drew for me a while back earlier and they thought it was the best thing ever :D

 

[R0-S3]

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YOU MAKE HILTER SEXY AND THAT SHOULD NOT BE.
No, wait. Actually, it should.
Moar sexy Hitler, pls.