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Misreadings and stuff

I just misread "Fake Syrian blogger" as "Fake Syrian booger". Iwas confused, thought maybe it was a political term I haven't heard/saw before, until I reread it.
 
Phantom said:
I do this a lot. I also mess up when I'm saying things. Like in D&D last week I was DMing and one of the players said they "Uppercut" the wolf that was attacking them, and I go, "Okay, you uppercunt-" then I caught myself. It was highly amusing.
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Sounds like the time I meant to refer to myself as the "best brass player" but messed up while I was speaking so I ended up saying "I am the breast - the bra - the BEST BRASS PLAYER."
 
I have a friend who thought another friend's shirt said "I <3 Penis." It actually said "I <3 Paris."

I also managed to read satyr as stayr for like a year before I actually realized it. I tend to do things like this a lot.
 
I misread mouse as moose on a test in Biology class once, at least I have the most interesting food chain in class.
 
Yesterday I saw a bus pass by with an advertisement saying, "Come visit the Pregnancy Hotel!" I was like, "Woah! A hotel for pregnant people?!" And then I noticed it said Regency Hotel.
 
"Do not feed the giraffe" was misread by yours truly as "Donors, feel the gavel." Yes. I know it makes no sense. I didn't understand it either.
 
My brother's T-shirt has "Trail" written on it. I misread it as "Frail."
Also "Flying pirates" as "Flying Pikachu." From his T-shirt again.
There is also a shoe box with "Magnate" on it. I misread it as "Madness."
 
I routinely misread, miswrite and mispronounce "delirious" as "delicious", which creates problems and/or hilarity when I try and tell people I'm not delirious from sleep deprivation.
 
You know how Tirtouga is the "Prototurtle Pokémon"? Well, as I got it in Pokédex 3D, I read that as "Prostitute Pokémon". xD

And in Zelda OoT3D, I read "what would Saria say" as "what would Santa say".
 
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Just in #tcod.

What I read-

"I'm not even sure I've ever seen any of the dick things in comic stores"

What was posted-

"I'm not even sure I've ever seen any of the duck things in comic stores"
 
Talking to a friend of mine about something yesterday.

He said: "I think I'm gonna make ravioli for lunch."
I read: "I think I'm gonna make Romulans for lunch."


He /ran with it/ for an hour before he broke down and told me.
 
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