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Omegle
- Thread starter Yarnchu
- Start date
Not Meowth
Cat, are you drilling?
Thanks for All the Fish
so long~ and...
Stranger: I walked slowly into the room...The look on her face could make even the hardest of men cringe it was then I knew... (finish the sentence)
You: ..that he was the one...(no you)
Stranger: who I needed to take care of.
You: At that moment..(Madlibs? o.o)
Stranger: I grabbed for my suit coat..
You: ..and drove to the nearest Pokemon Center. (..yeah, I added humor sue me D:)
Stranger: I had an injury..
You: ...that can only be cured by that eird...egg thing with the thick eybrows named...
Stranger: MEGATRON
You: YES. This "Megatron" took out a pair of defibulators, put it on its mechanical feet, and jumped towards me like a spring. I said...
Stranger: "Oh Fuck" I'm screwed
Stranger: It was fun while it lasted, but i'm off to new people
Stranger: enjoy L:D
You: ^^ You do this to everyone, ehh...well, nice t'know I'm not the only one bein' unique ^^
Stranger: Yuo were the first.
Stranger: Just so you know.
You: I was O:
Stranger: yup
You: AGHAHAHA NIIICE X3
Stranger: :D
Stranger: okay well, have a good one
You: Ah, you too :3
..I wanna do this to everuyone nao :3
You: ..that he was the one...(no you)
Stranger: who I needed to take care of.
You: At that moment..(Madlibs? o.o)
Stranger: I grabbed for my suit coat..
You: ..and drove to the nearest Pokemon Center. (..yeah, I added humor sue me D:)
Stranger: I had an injury..
You: ...that can only be cured by that eird...egg thing with the thick eybrows named...
Stranger: MEGATRON
You: YES. This "Megatron" took out a pair of defibulators, put it on its mechanical feet, and jumped towards me like a spring. I said...
Stranger: "Oh Fuck" I'm screwed
Stranger: It was fun while it lasted, but i'm off to new people
Stranger: enjoy L:D
You: ^^ You do this to everyone, ehh...well, nice t'know I'm not the only one bein' unique ^^
Stranger: Yuo were the first.
Stranger: Just so you know.
You: I was O:
Stranger: yup
You: AGHAHAHA NIIICE X3
Stranger: :D
Stranger: okay well, have a good one
You: Ah, you too :3
..I wanna do this to everuyone nao :3
Not Meowth
Cat, are you drilling?
Vyraura
Finntroller
You: penis
Stranger: hi from
You: pen island
Stranger: ya
Stranger: pussy
You: u have 1?
You: hot
Stranger: ya
Stranger: m/f
You: both
You: well, i switch sometimes
You: m atm
You: maybe not next week tho ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: So, tell me young man.
You: About your mother.
Stranger: why?
You: Perhaps we can unravel the depths of your subconscious, my good sir.
You: Now please disclose.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
DAMN PERVERTS
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI~I am looking for a female with a webcam for cyber sex!!!!!!!!!!
You: yo dawg i tink u found it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: sup dog
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i guess nobody likes my black male persona
wait, almost a hit here.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: wassup
You: pimpin hoes
You: u?
Stranger: slappin bitches
You: man i luv dat
You: backhand or front
Stranger: both
You: same time!?!?!?
You: u good man
Stranger: nah
Stranger: alternating
Stranger: i gots 2 bitches lined up
You: one fo each hand?
You: smaaarrt
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: interested in cock?
You: nah bro i dont swing dat way
You: not enough beerz
Stranger: fair enough brah
Stranger: to be honest
Stranger: neither do i
You: den y u ask me dat?
Stranger: in case u were girl
You: since wen do girls
You: pretnend to be guys
You: other way round alwayz
Stranger: since jesus told them
You: i luv jesus man
You: he mah homie
Stranger: he a fag
You: dont u talk bout my homie dat way
You: what hood u from
You: btich
Stranger: liked taking it up dah ass from the romans
Stranger: HE WAS TEH ROMANZ SLUT
You: naw dey culdnt fit it in he was up on dat cross
Stranger: woodened dildo
Stranger: up there the whole time
You: wut hood u from
Stranger: australia
You: aw dats no hood
You: dats like, the steakhouse
Stranger: we have niggers too
Stranger: haha
You: da outback
Stranger: Aussie steakhouse
You: ya i love dat place
You: craka
Stranger: the american food chain?
You: yep
Stranger: you know its run by jews
Stranger: nothing to do with australia
You: how u know it got da jews in it
You: if u in australia
You: i'm from the D i kno a jew wheni smell it
Stranger: i read it somewhere
You: oh rite in da WHITE POWAH book rite
Stranger: plus there is hardly any steakhouses in australia
You: lame
Stranger: yeah exactly
Stranger: wikipedia
Stranger: :D
You: i knew dat island suked
Stranger: we get em in "pubs"
You: dey got weird shit in aussie
You: bigass mothafuckin spiders
You: n shit
Stranger: nigger.
Stranger: eat my shit.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
this one worked well
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Lets play a game.
You: We take turns making a story
You: one word at a time
You: I'll start
You: Today
Stranger: you didnt even give me a chance to voice it out lol okay by the way hi
You: TODAY
Stranger: you (thats my word)
You: decided
Stranger: to
You: give
Stranger: a
You: condom
Stranger: to
You: your
Stranger: friend
You: . However,
Stranger: your
You: mother
Stranger: was
Stranger: no not was sorry
Stranger: got
You: very
Stranger: happy
You: when
Stranger: it
You: broke.
Stranger: you
You: had
Stranger: a
You: fit
Stranger: of
You: rage
Stranger: because
You: your
Stranger: dog
You: ate
Stranger: and
You: puked
Stranger: it
You: up.
Stranger: later
You: you
Stranger: were
You: masturbating
Stranger: and
You: Jesus
Stranger: was
You: watching.
Stranger: lol gtg bye
You: rofl
You: nice story
Stranger: really weird
You: yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ha ha ha :/ I'm a shitty troll
Stranger: hi from
You: pen island
Stranger: ya
Stranger: pussy
You: u have 1?
You: hot
Stranger: ya
Stranger: m/f
You: both
You: well, i switch sometimes
You: m atm
You: maybe not next week tho ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: So, tell me young man.
You: About your mother.
Stranger: why?
You: Perhaps we can unravel the depths of your subconscious, my good sir.
You: Now please disclose.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
DAMN PERVERTS
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI~I am looking for a female with a webcam for cyber sex!!!!!!!!!!
You: yo dawg i tink u found it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: sup dog
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i guess nobody likes my black male persona
wait, almost a hit here.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: wassup
You: pimpin hoes
You: u?
Stranger: slappin bitches
You: man i luv dat
You: backhand or front
Stranger: both
You: same time!?!?!?
You: u good man
Stranger: nah
Stranger: alternating
Stranger: i gots 2 bitches lined up
You: one fo each hand?
You: smaaarrt
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: interested in cock?
You: nah bro i dont swing dat way
You: not enough beerz
Stranger: fair enough brah
Stranger: to be honest
Stranger: neither do i
You: den y u ask me dat?
Stranger: in case u were girl
You: since wen do girls
You: pretnend to be guys
You: other way round alwayz
Stranger: since jesus told them
You: i luv jesus man
You: he mah homie
Stranger: he a fag
You: dont u talk bout my homie dat way
You: what hood u from
You: btich
Stranger: liked taking it up dah ass from the romans
Stranger: HE WAS TEH ROMANZ SLUT
You: naw dey culdnt fit it in he was up on dat cross
Stranger: woodened dildo
Stranger: up there the whole time
You: wut hood u from
Stranger: australia
You: aw dats no hood
You: dats like, the steakhouse
Stranger: we have niggers too
Stranger: haha
You: da outback
Stranger: Aussie steakhouse
You: ya i love dat place
You: craka
Stranger: the american food chain?
You: yep
Stranger: you know its run by jews
Stranger: nothing to do with australia
You: how u know it got da jews in it
You: if u in australia
You: i'm from the D i kno a jew wheni smell it
Stranger: i read it somewhere
You: oh rite in da WHITE POWAH book rite
Stranger: plus there is hardly any steakhouses in australia
You: lame
Stranger: yeah exactly
Stranger: wikipedia
Stranger: :D
You: i knew dat island suked
Stranger: we get em in "pubs"
You: dey got weird shit in aussie
You: bigass mothafuckin spiders
You: n shit
Stranger: nigger.
Stranger: eat my shit.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
this one worked well
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Lets play a game.
You: We take turns making a story
You: one word at a time
You: I'll start
You: Today
Stranger: you didnt even give me a chance to voice it out lol okay by the way hi
You: TODAY
Stranger: you (thats my word)
You: decided
Stranger: to
You: give
Stranger: a
You: condom
Stranger: to
You: your
Stranger: friend
You: . However,
Stranger: your
You: mother
Stranger: was
Stranger: no not was sorry
Stranger: got
You: very
Stranger: happy
You: when
Stranger: it
You: broke.
Stranger: you
You: had
Stranger: a
You: fit
Stranger: of
You: rage
Stranger: because
You: your
Stranger: dog
You: ate
Stranger: and
You: puked
Stranger: it
You: up.
Stranger: later
You: you
Stranger: were
You: masturbating
Stranger: and
You: Jesus
Stranger: was
You: watching.
Stranger: lol gtg bye
You: rofl
You: nice story
Stranger: really weird
You: yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ha ha ha :/ I'm a shitty troll
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StyliBoy
Help me build my weather machine my evil minions!
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: l?asö
Stranger: asl?*
You: What?
You: I don't speak ASL
Stranger: age sex location -.-
You: Well, technically you can't speak it
Stranger: its not hard!
You: It's American Sign Language
You: OMG
Stranger: ou fuck
You: YOU HAVE BEEN RICK ROLL'D
You: I LAUGH AT YOUR STUPIDITY
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: U COME FROM MURSULANDIA
You: YOU COME FROM ICELANDIA
Stranger: U FUCKING IDIOT
Stranger: I HATE U
You: YOU ARE A BITCH CUNT
Stranger: I COME FROM MISSMIX U BITCH
You: THAT IS WHY I HAVE ASSIMILATED YOU
Stranger: U BITCH
You: THIS IS WHEN YOU DIE
You: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
You: PERSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Stranger: FUCK YOURSELF BABY
You: NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Stranger: I WANNA FUCK MURSUTIN♥ AH UH MUH
You: I AM THE BORG
Stranger: VITUT
You: YOU HAVE BEEN ASSIMILATED
You: INTO THE BORG
You: DO NOT FIGHT
You: THERE IS NO ESCAPE
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
You: YES
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
You: YOU HAVE BEEN ASSIMILATEE
Stranger: I WANNA SEEEE UR DICK :O
You: *ASSIMILATED
You: THE BORG HAS NO GENDER
Stranger: AKU ANKKA ON VANKKA
You: THE BORG ONLY SEEKS JUSTICE
Stranger: I HATE U
You: IT HAS NO DICK
You: IT HAS NO PUSSY
Stranger: MISSMIX IS SO BETTER THAN DEMI
You: THE BORG DOES NOT CARE FOR WHORY SINGERS
Stranger: U FUCKING BITCH I GO
You: IT CARES ONLY FOR THEIR DESTRUCTION
Stranger: TELKUST TULEE MUUTE HYVÄ LEFFA
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: HORO
Stranger: MORO
Stranger: SANOI PORO
Stranger: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHIHIHIHIHOHOHOHOHO
You: THE BORG HAS NOW DECIDED TO ASSIMILATE THIS CONVERSATION
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: l?asö
Stranger: asl?*
You: What?
You: I don't speak ASL
Stranger: age sex location -.-
You: Well, technically you can't speak it
Stranger: its not hard!
You: It's American Sign Language
You: OMG
Stranger: ou fuck
You: YOU HAVE BEEN RICK ROLL'D
You: I LAUGH AT YOUR STUPIDITY
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: U COME FROM MURSULANDIA
You: YOU COME FROM ICELANDIA
Stranger: U FUCKING IDIOT
Stranger: I HATE U
You: YOU ARE A BITCH CUNT
Stranger: I COME FROM MISSMIX U BITCH
You: THAT IS WHY I HAVE ASSIMILATED YOU
Stranger: U BITCH
You: THIS IS WHEN YOU DIE
You: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
You: PERSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Stranger: FUCK YOURSELF BABY
You: NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Stranger: I WANNA FUCK MURSUTIN♥ AH UH MUH
You: I AM THE BORG
Stranger: VITUT
You: YOU HAVE BEEN ASSIMILATED
You: INTO THE BORG
You: DO NOT FIGHT
You: THERE IS NO ESCAPE
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
You: YES
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
You: YOU HAVE BEEN ASSIMILATEE
Stranger: I WANNA SEEEE UR DICK :O
You: *ASSIMILATED
You: THE BORG HAS NO GENDER
Stranger: AKU ANKKA ON VANKKA
You: THE BORG ONLY SEEKS JUSTICE
Stranger: I HATE U
You: IT HAS NO DICK
You: IT HAS NO PUSSY
Stranger: MISSMIX IS SO BETTER THAN DEMI
You: THE BORG DOES NOT CARE FOR WHORY SINGERS
Stranger: U FUCKING BITCH I GO
You: IT CARES ONLY FOR THEIR DESTRUCTION
Stranger: TELKUST TULEE MUUTE HYVÄ LEFFA
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: HORO
Stranger: MORO
Stranger: SANOI PORO
Stranger: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHIHIHIHIHOHOHOHOHO
You: THE BORG HAS NOW DECIDED TO ASSIMILATE THIS CONVERSATION
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Thanks for All the Fish
so long~ and...
Stranger: Pikachu uses Flash!
Stranger: Stranger's Evasion greatly dropped!
You: Dr. McNinja used *SICKNASTY*
Stranger: Stranger's Accuracy grealty fell.
Stranger: Dr. McNinja missed.
You: Dr.McNinja became enraged!
Stranger: Pikachu uses Sweet Scent!
You: DrMcNinja is trying to stab out Oikachu's eyeballs!
Stranger: Dr. McNinja has fallen in love with Pikachu!
You: Trainer Typh goes; Wtf...what gender's that Pikachu?
Stranger: Pikachu uses candlelight dinner and takes out tampon.
You: Dr.McNinja...oh christ...HOW THE HELL DO NINJAS AND PIKACHU BREED-I didn't need to see that..did you?
Stranger: Pikachu uses seductive glance.
Stranger: --- 9 months later---
You: What? EGG is hatching!
Stranger: THIS IS HOW ABRAS ARE MADE
You: CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE A DOCTOR McPICHU!
You: NAME DOCTOR McPICHU?
Stranger: WILD ABRA USES TELEPORT
Your conversational partner has disconnected
..finding a Pokemon fan on Omegle+ reading the entire Dr. McNinja seies over the last two days=A ninja Pichu.
WRITE THIS DOWN FOLKS
Stranger: Stranger's Evasion greatly dropped!
You: Dr. McNinja used *SICKNASTY*
Stranger: Stranger's Accuracy grealty fell.
Stranger: Dr. McNinja missed.
You: Dr.McNinja became enraged!
Stranger: Pikachu uses Sweet Scent!
You: DrMcNinja is trying to stab out Oikachu's eyeballs!
Stranger: Dr. McNinja has fallen in love with Pikachu!
You: Trainer Typh goes; Wtf...what gender's that Pikachu?
Stranger: Pikachu uses candlelight dinner and takes out tampon.
You: Dr.McNinja...oh christ...HOW THE HELL DO NINJAS AND PIKACHU BREED-I didn't need to see that..did you?
Stranger: Pikachu uses seductive glance.
Stranger: --- 9 months later---
You: What? EGG is hatching!
Stranger: THIS IS HOW ABRAS ARE MADE
You: CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE A DOCTOR McPICHU!
You: NAME DOCTOR McPICHU?
Stranger: WILD ABRA USES TELEPORT
Your conversational partner has disconnected
..finding a Pokemon fan on Omegle+ reading the entire Dr. McNinja seies over the last two days=A ninja Pichu.
WRITE THIS DOWN FOLKS
Teh Ebil Snorlax
izombie, uzombie, weallzombie
Minish
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Oh God. I have got to try this. First try:
I see. I see.
I wonder what the chances are of a TCoD member talking to a TCoD member and having no idea about it? 8D
Oh god I just had the quaintest chat with somebody about dreams for the future. They were like, the nicest person I've ever met. XD; There are actually some awesome people on there around all the ASL!ers.
I see. I see.
I wonder what the chances are of a TCoD member talking to a TCoD member and having no idea about it? 8D
Oh god I just had the quaintest chat with somebody about dreams for the future. They were like, the nicest person I've ever met. XD; There are actually some awesome people on there around all the ASL!ers.
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Not Meowth
Cat, are you drilling?
You know, I always wondered that! Eventually two people are gonna post the exact same conversation with the Yous and Strangers switched. And many lulz will be had. =)