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Write a Stupid Song
- Thread starter VelvetEspeon
- Start date
Thanks for All the Fish
so long~ and...
VelvetEspeon
The Mewtwo-loving Espeon!
Pikachu Goddess
Current obsession: Bleach
VelvetEspeon
The Mewtwo-loving Espeon!
Celestial Blade
Banned
Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it Fred
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead
Writing stuff is hard
So I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy
Pointy pointy point
P U what's that horrible smell
I have a head
It ends in a point
Pointy pointy pointy
Pointy pointy point
This song is over
Except for this line
You win this round
Broccoli
(It's from Spongebob since I'm too lazy to write my own)
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it Fred
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead
Writing stuff is hard
So I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy
Pointy pointy point
P U what's that horrible smell
I have a head
It ends in a point
Pointy pointy pointy
Pointy pointy point
This song is over
Except for this line
You win this round
Broccoli
(It's from Spongebob since I'm too lazy to write my own)
VelvetEspeon
The Mewtwo-loving Espeon!
I laughed when I first heard that song.
Ooooooooooh...
Magic magic magic
Tragic tragic tragic
Aaaaaaaaaah!
magnemite
Stare into da eye and get lost in its psychic gaze
There once was a magical elf who lived in the bottom of a rainbow tree;
He drank so much that every day, he always had to pee;
but one day he ha-ad no more;
so then he went into a store;
and then he caugt onto thi-is meeeeeelody...
(this is from Open Season, not sure of all of the lyrics, but,yeah)
He drank so much that every day, he always had to pee;
but one day he ha-ad no more;
so then he went into a store;
and then he caugt onto thi-is meeeeeelody...
(this is from Open Season, not sure of all of the lyrics, but,yeah)
kidpixkid
Banned
Once there was this Palkia,
And it used Spacial Rend?
So a Palkia used Spacial Rend. Got it.
Then the Palkia was traded away
For a Magikarp?
So someone traded their Palkia for a Magikarp. Got it.
The Magikarp just splashed around,
And then it learned Tackle?
So the Magikarp learned Tackle. Got it.
The Magikarp got to level 20,
And then it evolved into Gyarados?
So the Magikarp evolved into Gyarados. Got it.
Then the Palkia trade wasn't so worthless,
And then they traded back?
So someone traded the Gyarados back. Got it.
Then the Palkia used Ice Beam,
and then it beat a Rayquaza!!!!!
And it used Spacial Rend?
So a Palkia used Spacial Rend. Got it.
Then the Palkia was traded away
For a Magikarp?
So someone traded their Palkia for a Magikarp. Got it.
The Magikarp just splashed around,
And then it learned Tackle?
So the Magikarp learned Tackle. Got it.
The Magikarp got to level 20,
And then it evolved into Gyarados?
So the Magikarp evolved into Gyarados. Got it.
Then the Palkia trade wasn't so worthless,
And then they traded back?
So someone traded the Gyarados back. Got it.
Then the Palkia used Ice Beam,
and then it beat a Rayquaza!!!!!
Fox McCloud
Firefox No Longer
The Caterpie in my Computer Song (Tune of Shoop Da Whoop Song)
Oooooooo.........
There's a Caterpie...
Inside my computer...
Till I turn it off...
But it comes back again...
I'm not getting any lulz...
There's a Caterpie...
Inside my computer...
There's a Caterpie...
I know it looks like you duh...
Unless I grab it
And string it by a thread
And grab it's face
And I do it for the lulz
There's a Caterpie...
Inside my computer...
There's a Caterpie...
Inside my computer....
Till I turn it off...
And my data's going...
I'm not getting any lulz...
oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
THERE'S A CATERPIE
INSIDE MY COMPUTER
OH OH
INSIDE MY COMPUTER
THERE'S A CATERPIE
INSIDE MY COMPUTER
OH OH
INSIDE MY COMPUTER
I know it looks like you duh...
Unless I have a lazor
AND I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR, YEAH!!!
I'ma virusing your face-uh...
I'ma virusin your face-uh
And I'm hacking like a champion
And I'm trollin like a lollion
But I gotta tell you this
I'm hackin you for the lols
(rest goes like normal for lack of writing talent)
And I'ma firin' mah lazor
And I'ma firin' mah lazor, yeah
But It's not gonna phase ya
Eat a Rayquaza (XD)
And I'm rickrollin like a champion
And I'm lollin like a lollion
But I gotta tell you this
I'm doin it for the lols
SHOOP DA WHOOP
i'MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
OOOOOOOH
I'M A FIRIN MAH LAZOR
SHOOP DA WHOOP
i'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR
OOOOOOOH
I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR
OOOOOOH YEAH!
Oooooooo.........
There's a Caterpie...
Inside my computer...
Till I turn it off...
But it comes back again...
I'm not getting any lulz...
There's a Caterpie...
Inside my computer...
There's a Caterpie...
I know it looks like you duh...
Unless I grab it
And string it by a thread
And grab it's face
And I do it for the lulz
There's a Caterpie...
Inside my computer...
There's a Caterpie...
Inside my computer....
Till I turn it off...
And my data's going...
I'm not getting any lulz...
oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
THERE'S A CATERPIE
INSIDE MY COMPUTER
OH OH
INSIDE MY COMPUTER
THERE'S A CATERPIE
INSIDE MY COMPUTER
OH OH
INSIDE MY COMPUTER
I know it looks like you duh...
Unless I have a lazor
AND I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR, YEAH!!!
I'ma virusing your face-uh...
I'ma virusin your face-uh
And I'm hacking like a champion
And I'm trollin like a lollion
But I gotta tell you this
I'm hackin you for the lols
(rest goes like normal for lack of writing talent)
And I'ma firin' mah lazor
And I'ma firin' mah lazor, yeah
But It's not gonna phase ya
Eat a Rayquaza (XD)
And I'm rickrollin like a champion
And I'm lollin like a lollion
But I gotta tell you this
I'm doin it for the lols
SHOOP DA WHOOP
i'MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
OOOOOOOH
I'M A FIRIN MAH LAZOR
SHOOP DA WHOOP
i'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR
OOOOOOOH
I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR
OOOOOOH YEAH!
ItzAllCutehh..
Turn off the freezer!! The ice cubes are too cold.
Going to German class Song!
(slow and hold words for a ridiculous amount of time)
GEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRMAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN
is REAAALLLLYYYY boring!
(really up beat)
I don't wanna set foot in that classroom!
But oh well..guess I have to!
GERMISH GERMISH! Yes, we call it Germish!
Don't look at us like that because you only do...JAP-APA-NESE!
(slow and hold words for a ridiculous amount of time)
GEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRMAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN
is REAAALLLLYYYY boring!
(really up beat)
I don't wanna set foot in that classroom!
But oh well..guess I have to!
GERMISH GERMISH! Yes, we call it Germish!
Don't look at us like that because you only do...JAP-APA-NESE!
Fox McCloud
Firefox No Longer
Okay, this one makes absolutely NO sense unless you've seen Smashtasm. I'm going to make a video of this soon... maybe...
(Tune is: No Sleep Till Brooklyn - Beastie Boys)
My Name Is Lamp - Watermelon Monster Destroyer
MY NAME IS
(guitar)
LAMP
Land in the temple with a Bowser, metal
Tournament noob kills you with his cheap smash settle
Sixty-Four's flyin more, it's a real bad time
Corneria City is the landing site
Leetfox hangin on an old pot bangin
Super64 lost his vacation
Angry little nub beats hacker by a mile
He went and gone and took him out Plumber-style
Ain't no faking - revenge he's taking
Server to server again tryin-a stop his hating
While you're on Melee and you go and jive
The Smashtasm boys are comin and kickin it live
MY NAME IS
Another main, another game
Another one with link on the brain
Another fool, another fight
Another guy in endless night
The fool is crazy, he's the "Hero of Time"
He's gone and want insane while playing online
He sees a Ganon Player thinks it's Zelda in disguise
Earth to retard, you're not that wise
In black suit Falco Greg the Hacker's got style
Taking over servers cause the man's all wild
He's on the floor, Killa7's out the door
Hidin there in the back is that old Super64
There's an army in the dark made of Kirby in the hack
With Link in the front so Smashtasm is back
MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS LAMP
MY NAME IS LAMP
Backslash forward slash blackslash slash
Seven Line equals all of the hax
Another crazy guy fightin nothin all day
They call him PrinceRok but his brain is hay
That homey of mine that pimpachu gettin
He seems to get way way too many fly women
Got limos, arenas, or so he says
Autograph pictures and his face on PEZ (:D)
Step off fool, here comes MewZero
Trainin Super64 to become a hero
I'm here wakin up before I get to sleep
Cause Lamp's rockin this party eight days a week
MY NAME IS LAMP
MY NAME IS LAMP
MY NAME IS LAMP
MY NAME IS LAMP
MY NAME IS LAMP
MEOW!
MY NAME IS LAMP
MY NAME IS LAMP
MY NAME IS LAMP
MY NAME IS LAMP
MY NAME IS LAMP
MY NAME IS LAMP
*end song*
(1337Fox: Dudez. What youz talkin boutz?)
(Lamp: I can count to five.)
(Tune is: No Sleep Till Brooklyn - Beastie Boys)
My Name Is Lamp - Watermelon Monster Destroyer
MY NAME IS
(guitar)
LAMP
Land in the temple with a Bowser, metal
Tournament noob kills you with his cheap smash settle
Sixty-Four's flyin more, it's a real bad time
Corneria City is the landing site
Leetfox hangin on an old pot bangin
Super64 lost his vacation
Angry little nub beats hacker by a mile
He went and gone and took him out Plumber-style
Ain't no faking - revenge he's taking
Server to server again tryin-a stop his hating
While you're on Melee and you go and jive
The Smashtasm boys are comin and kickin it live
MY NAME IS
Another main, another game
Another one with link on the brain
Another fool, another fight
Another guy in endless night
The fool is crazy, he's the "Hero of Time"
He's gone and want insane while playing online
He sees a Ganon Player thinks it's Zelda in disguise
Earth to retard, you're not that wise
In black suit Falco Greg the Hacker's got style
Taking over servers cause the man's all wild
He's on the floor, Killa7's out the door
Hidin there in the back is that old Super64
There's an army in the dark made of Kirby in the hack
With Link in the front so Smashtasm is back
MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS LAMP
MY NAME IS LAMP
Backslash forward slash blackslash slash
Seven Line equals all of the hax
Another crazy guy fightin nothin all day
They call him PrinceRok but his brain is hay
That homey of mine that pimpachu gettin
He seems to get way way too many fly women
Got limos, arenas, or so he says
Autograph pictures and his face on PEZ (:D)
Step off fool, here comes MewZero
Trainin Super64 to become a hero
I'm here wakin up before I get to sleep
Cause Lamp's rockin this party eight days a week
MY NAME IS LAMP
MY NAME IS LAMP
MY NAME IS LAMP
MY NAME IS LAMP
MY NAME IS LAMP
MEOW!
MY NAME IS LAMP
MY NAME IS LAMP
MY NAME IS LAMP
MY NAME IS LAMP
MY NAME IS LAMP
MY NAME IS LAMP
*end song*
(1337Fox: Dudez. What youz talkin boutz?)
(Lamp: I can count to five.)
VelvetEspeon
The Mewtwo-loving Espeon!
(heavy rock music)
The sprite in my signature
Is just something I made
So it's just there
I bet you wanna cut it up with a blade
It's based off a sprite from the greatest game I played
No! I'm not in love with male Galactic Grunts!
Ok, I admit I am.
I bet you think that's nuts.
Ok, the Grunt is a character from
A video series I am working on
And no, there's no Ash, Brock, or Dawn
I admit that my series will not be a hit.
The End.
The sprite in my signature
Is just something I made
So it's just there
I bet you wanna cut it up with a blade
It's based off a sprite from the greatest game I played
No! I'm not in love with male Galactic Grunts!
Ok, I admit I am.
I bet you think that's nuts.
Ok, the Grunt is a character from
A video series I am working on
And no, there's no Ash, Brock, or Dawn
I admit that my series will not be a hit.
The End.
ignore_this_acct
Active member
- Pronoun
- she
magnemite
Stare into da eye and get lost in its psychic gaze
(really slow)
I
Want
to
(reeeeeealy fast and up-beat)
haveelectronicsontheweekdays!
haveelectronicsontheweekdays!!
haveelectronicsontheweekdays!!!
haveelectronicsontheweekdays!!!!
haveelectronicsontheweekdays!!!!!
(really slow again)
Yes,
I
want
to
(reeeeeealy fast and up-beat again)
haveelectronicsontheweekdays!
haveelectronicsontheweekdays!!
haveelectronicsontheweekdays!!!
haveelectronicsontheweekdays!!!!
haveelectronicsontheweekdays!!!!!
(really slow again)
Yes,
I
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
I
Want
to
(reeeeeealy fast and up-beat)
haveelectronicsontheweekdays!
haveelectronicsontheweekdays!!
haveelectronicsontheweekdays!!!
haveelectronicsontheweekdays!!!!
haveelectronicsontheweekdays!!!!!
(really slow again)
Yes,
I
want
to
(reeeeeealy fast and up-beat again)
haveelectronicsontheweekdays!
haveelectronicsontheweekdays!!
haveelectronicsontheweekdays!!!
haveelectronicsontheweekdays!!!!
haveelectronicsontheweekdays!!!!!
(really slow again)
Yes,
I
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!