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I am a Wynaut lawyer who ate all his evidence and shares a box with a cockroach called Cindy and a prostiture Pikachu who eats her own ears.
 
I am a red nerd with green eyes who likes to pop balloons.
I am a shiny mother who spends her time in the canteen drawing squirrels.
I am a robot who wants to be an add-on vagina.
I am a godzilla who wants to become a laywer.
Iamaevilscientistwhodestroyedthespacebuttton.
 
Muscular chick magnet who likes to hug feet.

Also, a sexy dancer who likes to flick sperm.

Both on my first two shots... Hrm..
 
A Drunken Elephant who likes to flick crocodiles.
A funny bottle of lube who likes to suck Wild E. Coyote....

Where the heck did you find this website? rofl.

A tough manwhore who likes to look at Bill Cosby. ,xP
 
I am a titanic sized queen who likes to beat rapists. Yay!
I am a large vampire who likes to fight wolves
 
I am a tender boytoy who likes to corner oxen. :blank:
I am a yellow elephant who likes to gulp feet. :unsure:
I am a horrible disco queen who likes to teach wives. :huh:
I am a testicular salad buffet who likes to clean nipples. :dead:
I am a beautiful necropheliac who likes to nuzzle Coke junkies. :unsure:
I am a long stud magnet who likes to hit lawnmowers. :huh:
I am a round husky who likes to build reptiles. :grin:
I am a handsome slut who likes to stroke clits. :dead:
I am a titanic airport who likes to eat mufflers. :grin:
I am a huge Mac computer who likes to lend money to nipples. :grin:
 
You are a red vixen who likes to devour wearwolves.
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Ok, but I like wearwolves.

You are a huge lizardman who likes to corrupt Hank Hill.
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That's not half bad.

You are a a ratty runt who likes to misunderstand Wile E. Coyote.
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That doesn't sound like fun to me.

You are a green organ doner who likes to cum on hookers.
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This thing is kind of perverted.

You are a growthslutty dogboy who likes to pilfer nipples.
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Ummm...

You are a delicious felcher who likes to burn nipples.
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Lol.

You are a large breasted bitch who likes to burn underwear.
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I sure like to burn stuff.

You are a strange bed who likes to sluuuuurp zebras.
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That's neat.

You are a malignant Mac computer who likes to climb goats.
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That's alright.

You are a huge fish stick who likes to shake mules.
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Pretty good.
 
I am a Jolly Bandit who likes to spill coffee on swans.
...a new website who likes to grow scarecrows.
...an itchy accordion who likes to cut circus tents.
...a bias giant who likes to infect homosexuals.
...a bright size queen who likes to infiltrate loaves of bread.
...and a macrophilic biscuit who likes to smell rapists.

Fwee.
 
I am a 'dainty punk who likes to spill coffee on underwear'
'mushy stud muffin who likes to steal firemen'
'polite rat who likes to empty divas'
'macrophilic airport that likes to breed orcas '
 
I am ...
A shrunken rat who likes to hang Hank Hill.
A godly pecker who likes to draw geese.
A tough computer who likes to sew heroes.
A yummy star fish who likes to spit at tigers.
A nut-licking dog who likes to play with oxen.
A sexy glutton who likes to infultrate hellhounds.
A nosy ringtail raper who likes to nuzzle giant tits.
A pawslutty bag of ice who likes to pilfer dinosaurs.
A slimy stompslut who likes to hump bookshelves.
A kind vampire who likes to find sheep.

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