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BillyMays123
I'm calling out from Scatland.
Tarvos
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Fuck if I know, google it.
Pet dolphins.
Llamas.
Sure, dear.
No, but there is a parallel universe where I tear your body into 40 pieces.
Any of them. Engineers are always needed. I recommend Chemical, Biomedical, Electronic, Mechanical, Aerospace. Just check out what you want. Personally I'm a chemical engineer. Or not yet, but studying to be one.
In the absence of humans, you need to be happy.
Tarvos
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It's people's own fault they succumb to greed and want more money. That's all I can say here since I'm not an economist by any stretch of the term, I hate the subject, etc.
I was raised in the Hippie Country, full of love and holding hands and kumbaya. Free sex for all ;x
nastypass
that bitch what arranges the blocks
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Can I answer this question for you? I think I know why.
Tarvos
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nastypass
that bitch what arranges the blocks
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Because you feel like bothering Altmer with pointless questions, and have nothing better to do. Also, it's the nth time because you haven't been keeping track.
Dr Frank
The Erratic One
Tarvos
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Health problem, not a crime problem unless you harm someone else (i.e. no drunk driving). people should be allowed to do what they want to their own body
but personally I don't use anything except alcohol (and even that is a rarity)
I am.
FKOD
Zombies? On MY lawn?
Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?
If your name was Dude Steel, could you punch out the sun?
Can you grow a beard out of sheer will?
Who would win in a fight: God or an abnormally small lemon?
What do you think FKOD stands for?
Who came out of the door: the lady or the tiger?
Can you lick mars and wear a tie at the same time?
Is Gorblesnatch von Humperdink a good name?
If you could rename every citizen in a city, would you?
Did you know that Tom Waits is a minor deity?
Are shopkeepers really invincible?
If your name was Dude Steel, could you punch out the sun?
Can you grow a beard out of sheer will?
Who would win in a fight: God or an abnormally small lemon?
What do you think FKOD stands for?
Who came out of the door: the lady or the tiger?
Can you lick mars and wear a tie at the same time?
Is Gorblesnatch von Humperdink a good name?
If you could rename every citizen in a city, would you?
Did you know that Tom Waits is a minor deity?
Are shopkeepers really invincible?
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Tarvos
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No one with a brain.
If your name was Mister Moron, would you commit suicide? Please tell me the answer's yes.
No. But beards grow regardless so that is pointless.
You can't fight something that doesn't exist.
FucKOffandDie
The lady's new son.
No, but I could lick Uranus.
Better than yours, Crazy McLoonybin.
Only if they lived in Fuck Youtown, situated in Goanddieaterribledeathbytorturestan.
I think Tom's still waiting to be one.
Judging by the fact you can always hit on them, no.
Drink tea with Picasso. Alternatively, just do something else.
Why do you not ask relevant questions?
Tarvos
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The Bible.
FKOD
Zombies? On MY lawn?
Can Virginia Woolf see the future? If so, what's her favorite color?
No, I'd change my name to Hella Tankblaster. Isn't that a great name?
If that's so, then why the heck don't I have a beard?
Wait... abnormally small lemons don't exist?
Am I going to be banned from kid's sites?
Why didn't Frank Stockton tell us that?
Gas giants are the tastiest kinds of planets, am I right?
Crazy McLoonybin is only my suraname. My first name is Hella Tankblaster. Does that mean I'm entitled to ham?
If I gave you five dollars, would you throw a pie at the mayor of that town?
You didn't go into that barn, did you?
So if I needed to defeat the manager of Wal-Mart in a fight to the death, I could?
What's your favorite kind of tea?
On a scale from delicious cakes to fine taffy, how relevant are my questions?
No, I'd change my name to Hella Tankblaster. Isn't that a great name?
If that's so, then why the heck don't I have a beard?
Wait... abnormally small lemons don't exist?
Am I going to be banned from kid's sites?
Why didn't Frank Stockton tell us that?
Gas giants are the tastiest kinds of planets, am I right?
Crazy McLoonybin is only my suraname. My first name is Hella Tankblaster. Does that mean I'm entitled to ham?
If I gave you five dollars, would you throw a pie at the mayor of that town?
You didn't go into that barn, did you?
So if I needed to defeat the manager of Wal-Mart in a fight to the death, I could?
What's your favorite kind of tea?
On a scale from delicious cakes to fine taffy, how relevant are my questions?