REBEL 10; ACTION!!
Crazy Linoone {XO}
Spazz
<Levitate>
Health:
100%
Energy:
100%
Status: Mai lolmower goes twhockatwhockatwhockatwhockatwhocka
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Mikeh {XO}
Aeris (Female)
<Static>
Health:
100%
Energy:
90%
Status: Still sinking.. hello?... HALP!
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And so, after an incredible spurt of RNG god fury for indeterminable reasons (They're just pricks, TBH), Linoonie is set to choose her final tea avenger to put an end to the scourge known as Mike the Foxhog. And so appears.... a lawnmower? Linoonie, how will that help, you cannot mow tea, that's silly, and- oh, wait...
Ahem, and so here it is; the final struggle for tea-ey justice or calamity; zapsheep versus lolmower. Welp.
And so Spazz takes a moment to get its bearings... it doesn't have to rush, much, as the slowbie of a sheep splashes about, still sinking into the not-so-delicious-any-more salty tea which also tastes of dead fish. Spazz looks highly unamused; this is the great tea scourge's best effort? Floating over nonchalantly, Spazz gets face-to-face with the little beastie... or as well as one can to such a spazzy flailey thing, and with a smirk.... Holy CRAP, Did its face just explode?!
...Well, to Aeris it did, to the rest of us it appeared to be a blinding flash of seizure worthy flashing colours. With a terrified bleet, she does a backflip in the tea and finally submerges, panicking her tail off. Fortunately for her, it seems a magic tea-air-bubble immediately appeared around her head to prevent any drowning incidents (Do you know how hard those are to write off to ASB Central?), but she didn't -realise- this as her vision swam with an array of colours and exploding faces. Flailing and bleeting uselessly, she flails all about, apparently intent that she's drowning, until.... *Thwonk* ...Her head smacks into the wall of the cup. Well... as least that calmed her down?
<Aeris ~ -3HP >
<Spazz ~ -2E>
With it's trademark slasher-smile, Spazz gives itself a moment to bathe in the absolute pity which is a sinking Mareep flailing under-salty-tea-flavoured-with-dead-fish. (Well that's a mouthfull) With an echoing cackle, it descends into the salty depths to floats calmly next to its victim; whom is still less than responsive, in the sane sense anyway. This is just far too easy~
What makes it even better is the angry spirits populating this arena.. yes, there is much anger here; just what Spazz needs. Calling upon the souls of the deceased tea cod, their righteous tea fury congealed into a murky spirit-ball, it flings the blob right into Aeris' face. A gurgling bleet later and it seems that was just what she needed to come to.. though not before a bit more flailing as the terrible cries of the dead washed over her face, screaming incoherent things about salt and lightning and whatnot. The thing is, she didn't seem to actually SEE where her attacker was yet; vision still swimming, now with coloured lights AND dead fish, but.. at least she wasn't drowning. Still, for lack of something better to do than defend herself, she began to glow as a protective aura washed over, coating her with a mystic force and assuring if nothing else the angry fish wouldn't.. burn her or something.
<Aeris ~ -13HP / -3E >
<Spazz ~ -5E>
Spazz's expression is that of extreme exasperation by now; this critter isn't even putting up a fight, it just.. lights up occasionally. Can't I just like... lolmow all its wool off, for the lulz?
But, the ever unfortunate trainer commands factor comes into play... bah, come fishies, and etcetera, let's get this over with.
And so, Spazz calls the souls of the angry fishies back - they're still nattering about salt and lightning, what is this. Spazz flicks the shadowy blob mockingly with an energy tendril, and Aeris once more receives a face full of fish. Flail, Bleet, Etcetera.
Okay, that's enough - Aeris' wool starts to spark, rather dangerously looking under-tea for that matter. Spazz keeps a face straight as ever, though. Electricity? What could she be expecting to do with that, lrn2typematch mirite?-
Well, turns out not quite - damage wasn't her intention, as a wave of arcing electricity shoots itself in an omnidirectional fashion. Spazz is swept over, and starts to convulse, the weak pulse sending its senses into overload and locking them down, causing the once cocky lolmower to drift downwards with a grimace on its face.
<Aeris ~ -13HP / -3E >
<Spazz ~ -5E>
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Crazy Linoone {XO}
Spazz
<Levitate>
Health:
100%
Energy:
88% -12
Status: Cheeky little zapsheep... Lemme sheer her, come on-
*Paralysed ~ Moderate*
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Mikeh {XO}
Aeris (Female)
<Static>
Health:
71% -29
Energy:
84% -6
Status: Bleet. Flail. Etcetera.
*Confused ~ Mild* *Safeguard Active ~ 4 More Actions*
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Arena Notes:
- The fishies are dead, and angry.
...Yeah.
Ref notes:
- Aeris thwapped herself in confusion first turn, lowered her confusion severity a bit.
- All status rolls were low-end, and so each effect started at Moderate.
- Mike's up. The evil tea scourge. Rarararara *Boo Hiss*[/QUOTE]
