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Open [Finished, yet I'm too lazy to close.] PotPie

Banana?


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Re: Pokemon of the Pie (PotL parody)

((We're doing... NOTHING! Be as random as you like))
Patrick popped out of the Pokeball and scratched his armpits with the broken shards. One stabbed into it, and he was bleeding. Like a lot. No, it's like in Mary or whatever and they dump pig's blood on her. Yeah. THAT much.
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Oooohface in real life: You mean Carrie?
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"Yeah, tha- HEY!"
 
Re: Pokemon of the Pie (PotL parody)

Ohayou jumped through the air, catching the hot-potato pie in his mouth.
"AHHH!!! BITCH!!! It burnt my tongue!!"
Throws a bowl of cereal containing Buddha's penis at real life Oooohface.

Edit: yay! 321 posts!
 
Re: Pokemon of the Pie (PotL parody)

Twitchy stroked his wife the tree.

"She's a ficus." he roared.
 
Re: Pokemon of the Pie (PotL parody)

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Oooohface in real life: AHHHH FUC*! DAMMIT OHAYOU.
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Patrick high-fived Ohayou. "That's what you get," he said.
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Oooohface in real life: Ooooh... Ficus. Nice, you're a lucky guy!
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Patrick's left arm fell off because he scratched it too much. Then he got AIDS and Polio and Prostate Cancer.
 
Re: Pokemon of the Pie (PotL parody)

Then Patrick double posted for no reason. He was bored.
"Hey! I didn't double post! Oooohface did!" he said.
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Oooohface in real life: I did nothing. Blame the character.
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Patrick said "F*** you," and got sued for that racial slur from before.
 
Re: Pokemon of the Pie (PotL parody)

West shook her head at the randomness, while Slappy did a flip. Finally, they reached land. West sent out Chewy.

"Bibarel!" Chewy cried as she laid an egg.
West hugged it, and it broke. "Dang it."

Chewy laid another egg. This time, West put it in her bag.
Chewy laid another egg, but it was really small. It hatched into a baby chicken. West put that in her bag too, screaming, "YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
 
Re: Pokemon of the Pie (PotL parody)

Patrick somehow transmitted his polio, AIDS, and prostate cancer to all his Pokemon.
 
Re: Pokemon of the Pie (PotL parody)

Flareth in RL: OH NO! HE DOUBLE POSTED. -cries- You're gonna get warned.

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"She gets over emotional." Tsyru sighed, chewing on his wrist.
 
Re: Pokemon of the Pie (PotL parody)

(((Meh, if it's for the sake of randomness, double posting is fine here. -_- No triple posting though...)))
 
Re: Pokemon of the Pie (PotL parody)

(Well, check with the mods. They have the power of *DA-DUNH* the banfish.)
 
Re: Pokemon of the Pie (PotL parody)

(((Mods it is... and FISH!!!)))
 
Re: Pokemon of the Pie (PotL parody)

A bunch of Spoink suddenly appeared and started dancing the macharana before they got shot by Mist.
"FREEDOM," he yelled.
 
Re: Pokemon of the Pie (PotL parody)

"You sure seem happy," said Chip. He stepped onto land and withdrew his Omastar.

"Wanna see Flo?" he asked. Without waiting for an answer, he released the Skuntank from his Poke Ball.

"Hey yo," Flo started. Chip realised he was singing something from a song he called "#10", and he started tap dancing.
 
Re: Pokemon of the Pie (PotL parody)

"I hate this. I need to listen to some ultra mega death metal." Tsyru muttered, blasting his music.
 
Re: Pokemon of the Pie (PotL parody)

(Randomeness is fun~)

Tsunami jumped off of Zoom onto the ground and ate a pie. "Mmm, pie...What the--" She saw complete randomosity in front of her. "Wow."
 
Re: Pokemon of the Pie (PotL parody)

Ziggio decided to stop swimming in the cheese so he swam over to a slice of pepperoni, sat on it, and then ate it.

Then a hobo fell from the sky, tackleglomped Jewely's parachute so Jewely started falling to the Earth and landed on some giant crust.
 
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