The Birthday Center

[Wargle]

Yay happy birthday Negrek. Hrml. Time to stop being cheap. Later, I will get a gift for someone!

 

[M&F]

And now it's Barubu's birthday.

I'm out of ideas for surprise gifts, though, so, you're getting an anything instead.

 

[Squornshellous Beta]

New policy here. Everyone who has a birthday gets $10 from me.

Barubu, here's yours.

 

[Chiropter]

Happy belated birthday, Negrek! I was hoping to get you a tournament battle round in a timely fashion for once, but they were all sold out, the elusive bastards...

Instead, have one of anything from anywhere.

Edit: And apparently I never got around to listing my own birthday. So I will. April 7. There we go.

 

[InvaderSyl]

Oddly enough February 26 XD

Happy belated birthday, Negrek! :D

 

[Chopsuey]

Barubu and Negrek, you can each have something from me.

 

[Squornshellous Beta]

$10 for InvaderSyl, then, since it's less than a week until the 26th.

 

[Karkat Vantas]

Barubu: I'm a bit low on funds right now, but I can buy you a cheap Pokemon if you'd like.

Alternatively, you could have an old Munchlax I'm not interested in using.

 

[Phoenixsong]

One (belated where appropriate) anything for Barubu, RTB, Syl and moon-panther, and one anything + an IOU for the prettiest pony for Negrek.

And Wargle, I know I still haven't bought you that porygon, so I'll do that when I buy everyone else's stuff. Sorry.

 

[Negrek]

So, today's Negrek's birthday.

And for some reason I bought the gift four days in advance.

Unfortunately, I forget what the "S" in that name means, but, the "PB" means "Purple-Blooded", and I'm assuming this properly delivers what exactly I had in mind with this gift.

"Subjuggulating," perhaps? Most excellent in any case.

TC: MOTHERFUCKING ENTERTAINING LITTLE SUBJUGGULATOR THERE, BROTHER.
TC: a motherfuckin mirthful gift.
TC: I'LL KILL YOU LAST.
TC: honk. :o)

Well, Negrek. Have this Splash Plate. AND AN ELMO PLUSHIE.

Interesting. Thanks!

What do you give the person who has everything? According to her profile, a Muscle Band for her Weedle.

Hey, who am I to argue?

I actually bought that back for myself a while ago (it's been some time since I've updated my profile), but thanks. You can never have too many of those.

Present time, present time! Open a shrub and see its intestines!

Aaanyway, Happy Birthday, Negrek!

Nice. Many thanks!

Happy (belated) birthday Negrek. Since your funds seem to be running low, have $50 on me.

Excellent! Some money I'll actually remember to claim. Thanks!

Hey Negrek, happy birthday! I don't quite know what you want, so I'm giving you the gift of choice. Be it a drawing, a pokemon, item or a ticket for a fifth gen pokemon. Name it.

Hope you like the gift of choice.

Ooh, how about a bachuru ticket?

I'm skimpy and cheap, so Negrek, please choose something 10$ or less of your choice.

Nincada please!

Happy belated birthday, Negrek! I was hoping to get you a tournament battle round in a timely fashion for once, but they were all sold out, the elusive bastards...

Instead, have one of anything from anywhere.

Edit: And apparently I never got around to listing my own birthday. So I will. April 7. There we go.

I know what you mean about those darned tournament battle rounds. Always skedaddlig the second you turn your back, the crafty buggers.

Lucky egg, perhaps?

As for the three people who offered me anythings and who might have the time--instead of buying me something, how about doing a little job for me, hmm? Nothing questionable or difficult, but something that would take a while for me to have to do on my own.

Also, $15 for Barubu if he wants it. moon-panther, you can have anything from me, right back at you. Happy birthday!

 

[Coloursfall]

MOONY

IT EES YOUR BIRTHDAY. Well it was until 45 minutes ago but whatever. You are 20 now! Have a giant poisonous snake to celebrate, and then we shall get drunk off our butts on my namesake.

[Lux] Seviper (F) <Shed Skin>

 

[Squornshellous Beta]

Moon-panther too?

 

[Phoenixsong]

As for the three people who offered me anythings and who might have the time--instead of buying me something, how about doing a little job for me, hmm? Nothing questionable or difficult, but something that would take a while for me to have to do on my own.

mkay, sure. That and the pony IOU.

 

[Chopsuey]

As for the three people who offered me anythings and who might have the time--instead of buying me something, how about doing a little job for me, hmm? Nothing questionable or difficult, but something that would take a while for me to have to do on my own.

Meh. Sure.

 

[Not Meowth]

But unquestionable things are no fun

Er, I mean okay. :D

 

[Karkat Vantas]

As long as it doesn't involve money I'd be up for it, Negrek. I still feel bad for giving away all your presents.

 

[M&F]

Hm, I missed moon-panther's birthday.

Have a belated anything.

 

[Barubu]

And now it's Barubu's birthday.

I'm out of ideas for surprise gifts, though, so, you're getting an anything instead.

Well, I've been wanting an Elekid, if that's okay. Or an Electirizer if you can't afford the Elekid.

New policy here. Everyone who has a birthday gets $10 from me.

Barubu, here's yours.

Thanks :)

Barubu and Negrek, you can each have something from me.

A Tropius would be really great, if you don't mind.

Barubu: I'm a bit low on funds right now, but I can buy you a cheap Pokemon if you'd like.

Alternatively, you could have an old Munchlax I'm not interested in using.

OHMYGODYES!

One (belated where appropriate) anything for Barubu.

Could I have an Eevee?

Also, $15 for Barubu if he wants it.

Sold! To the neg up front.

 

[M&F]

Well, I've been wanting an Elekid, if that's okay. Or an Electirizer if you can't afford the Elekid.

I could afford the shit out of an Elekid. About eight or more of them, in fact.

Nonetheless, though, I'll cut you a better deal. Come Gen V, I'll get myself a Bachuru, so, I won't be short of electric shocks. My already long-benched Elekid could probably see more use in the team of a person that wants one.

She'd be coming with a signature attribute, though, so, you might want to check that before we make it a deal.

 

[Barubu]

That sounds fine to me.