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    D&D Club

    Unlimited rope. Yeah, guess what? They'll have to grab it from your butt. Sounds gross to me, but what do I know? I guess it could be worth a go. (And it was no race in 3.5e; It was a template, actually. Still, since it was +2 level advancement, I'm sure that a race would be a great enhancement.)
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    CONDOMS ARE FOR LOSERS.

    Do tell us why you envy AIDS. I always thought you had it made! Yeah, sure, AIDS is much more well known. But I think Harlequin has shown Us all that you are quite widespread. Is it that you would see us dead And envy AIDS' efficiency? I want to know; please, do tell me!
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    D&D Club

    The one campaign I am now in Is, in fact, one full of sin. My character, for one, aspires To gain the power of hellfire And to comandeer a Hell And so far, she's doing well. Her allies, with different aims, Are Mal, Erato, Tele and Dei. Dei Stausor's a Tiefling who meddles with matter, Who...
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    CONDOMS ARE FOR LOSERS.

    I thought that I would never see A thread here by an STD. But here we are! What can I say? "Hello," I guess. Enjoy your stay.
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    Why, Mendatt! Everypony knows That I would never post in prose Because I do not speak that way...

    Why, Mendatt! Everypony knows That I would never post in prose Because I do not speak that way, And to write like that would be strange. I suppose that if I penned A story, as means to that end I might refrain from couplets. But you'll see none of that, I bet.
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    D&D Club

    The saddest death I've ever died Was as a bird bard, trapped inside A cave without the room to fly. And in our party, although I Cared most about getting outside, Our holy warrior, ever wise, Refused to cede a prisoner (Who I really did care nothing for) To guides who'd show us to the light. And...
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    D&D Club

    If you'll allow me to be bold, A story I've not yet here told Might mean something to some of you. (I'm sorry if I do intrude.) Many characters I've played, And no two have yet been the same. For each campaign, a different man, Though not all has played out as planned. A few have sadly kicked...
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    The world ends on Saturday

    What a total load of crock! Who could believe this poppycock When e'en the Mayans say we've yet 'till next December. So forget This man who's so full of bologna. It's quite clear that he's a phony.
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    My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

    Only post? Oh, what a jest! To join, you have to pass my test! A rap off! Just us! You and me! Think you can top my poetry? If you can make my rhymes look lame, And beat Zecora at her game, Then you have earned your pony badge. Now let's get started with this jazz! Only kidding, hope you...
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    The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

    I've played as an Argonian Before, and I shall once again In Skyrim, but I wonder now: I'm cold blooded, so tell me how The hypothermia game will work. I hope the dev team doesn't shirk From letting me just freeze to death When I have nothing on my chest Or legs, and it's 20 below And I'm out...
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    Portal 2

    I wish I had the cash to pay For this game I have yet to play. But as I save for Germany, I must not spend any money For now, so I am left without. Though I would love to play, no doubt.
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    Twizzlers or Redvines?

    I never have tried a redvine, Nor've I seen them in my time* Upon this planet, but Twizzlers, yea. But I don't like them, I must say. * Actually, I may have seen Some redvine-ish type sort of thing At Halloween or movie theaters, But we never speak of them around here.
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    My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

    While rhyming so long has been fun, Now that the Gala's fin'ly done I feel that I should revert To the name I had at first. And perhaps I should abstain From rhyming under my old name. In any case, I'll change my name But what I really need to say Is what I thought when I did see Season One's...
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    My Little Pony

    I struggle as I grasp to glean How you missed everyone I'd seen Who used names that came from the show? I, for one, do at least know That the mane cast was already taken By the time I'd started making Rhymes with this swell pseudonym. And more ponies have joined since then!
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    Bin Laden- Dead

    While bin Laden did found al-Qaeda And it was him who gave us "right" of Bombing all Afghanistan His name now seems forgotten, and Though his body has been found, Our forces will stay on the ground. We've spent so long over there That I'm not sure anyone cares About Osama. Though I wonder, This...
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    Is this wrong?

    I just cannot grasp what you mean: Is this unethical, or somehow obscene? Does it violate the law? Or is it overdone and wrong? Past that, please elaborate: What do you want to tessellate? The only problems I could see Would arise if you felt the need To tile patterns so complex That all who...
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    My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

    The show this week was not quite "great" But I cannot articulate Just how the show did make me feel. It seemed almost sort of surreal, And at times, it was kind of scary.
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    Your theme song?

    There is so much music that I like That picking one theme would not feel right. Yet when I post using this name, At some point, it's always the same: "She's an evil enchantress, And she does evil dances!" And catchy though the tune might be, It really does not capture me. But I have heard that...
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    What's Outside Your Window?

    [DORM ROOM WINDOW VIEW] Beneath a blue yet cloudy sky, Budding trees and still-green pines And more than, that a verdent lawn Give proof that at last, spring has sprung. Yet in this land of clouds and hills, It was not freely flowing rills Nor flowers opened to the sun That hinted at the...
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    School Projects

    Right now I only have one class, But all the work seems fit to last Until the year at last lets out And I am worked to death, no doubt. For class I must design a game, And in the end it might be lame, But still the part that scares me most Is that by the end of this week, we are supposed To...
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