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  1. Cap'n Sofa

    Suicide Game! =D

    I use my gravity gun to take the lemonade from the distance and drink it. I then try to crush the can on my head with the gravity gun and end up driving it through my brain. I drop the gravity gun.
  2. Cap'n Sofa

    Suicide Game! =D

    I get out of the way, then begin playing it and I bleed to death out of my fingers. I drop my bloody fingers.
  3. Cap'n Sofa

    Suicide Game! =D

    Turns out the kids' meal is from 2001, so when I try the fries, I instantly vomit. I run to the hospital, vomiting all over everything, and then a car way behind me slips over my vomit, drives into the jump pad, and goes flying up. I am now in the waiting room in the hospital, and then, the desk...
  4. Cap'n Sofa

    Suicide Game! =D

    I pick up the vase of flowers and smell them, but I forgot to take my allergy medicine and I sneeze loudly. It attracts the attention of the hornets living in the ground, and I run around screaming and run into the yard of a crazy old man, who then yells "DAMN KIDS!" and whips out a...
  5. Cap'n Sofa

    Suicide Game! =D

    The flag falls over my head. I then run around, flailing and screaming "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IF OFF AAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGHGHUHUHAAGAGAGUUUAUGH" until I step on that jump pad again and fly downwards into a Ke$ha concert. All of my blood comes out of my ears as I scream and die. While I was...
  6. Cap'n Sofa

    Suicide Game! =D

    As I enter the game, the bowling ball comes flying down and...lands right in front of me. I then trip over it and land on a jump pad, which sends me flying up in the air, where the kestrel pecks me so hard I come flying down and splatter all over everything, I Wanna Be The Guy-style. As I fall...
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