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  1. The Omskivar

    Misreadings and stuff

    Friend of mine was at a restaurant with his family and they all ordered hot chocolate, but he wanted a Coke. So of course he says "I'll have a hot cock please" To the apparently very pretty waitress. This is a man who has never uttered a curse word in his life, and one who certainly wouldn't...
  2. The Omskivar

    Misreadings and stuff

    I was making an analogy to "socks in a washing machine" and well like I said I'm tired. I haven't had a decent night's sleep since Friday.
  3. The Omskivar

    Misreadings and stuff

    Not really a misreading but I'm so tired I just wrote "cocks in a washing machine." I really hope people can see how easily that was to mistype...
  4. The Omskivar

    Misreadings and stuff

    "Maximum Speed Limit" as "Pick a Swordfight" Also I was flipping to a chapter in my Driver's Ed textbook and I could've sworn somewhere in there I saw in case of zombies
  5. The Omskivar

    Misreadings and stuff

    I've seen enough hentai...
  6. The Omskivar

    Misreadings and stuff

    "Timberline" as "Get Bent" and I have no fricking clue how that happened.
  7. The Omskivar

    Misreadings and stuff

    On a bike ride today I discovered that from about fifty yards away "Bluffside Dr." looks an awful lot like "Buttsex Ln."
  8. The Omskivar

    Misreadings and stuff

    I have so many of these it's almost not even funny. The only one I remember was a poster that said "Step Into Excitement" except that I thought it was "Step Into Excrement."
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