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  1. Vipera Magnifica

    Suicide Game! =D

    A starving peasant fights me for it, and ends up stabbing me with a switchblade. I drop a lightbulb.
  2. Vipera Magnifica

    Suicide Game! =D

    The grain of sand lands in my eye. I scream and run into a man holding a cake. He drops the cake and it splatters on the ground. The man becomes angry and gets ready to beat me to death unless I pay for his cake. I say that I lost all my money to a friend when I bet that he couldn't eat a gallon...
  3. Vipera Magnifica

    Suicide Game! =D

    I play the saxophone, which is cursed by the ghost of Bleeding Gums Murphy. I then go mad and jump off a bridge. I drop a stapler.
  4. Vipera Magnifica

    Suicide Game! =D

    I attempt to fix them, but electrocute myself. Soviet Russia drop you.
  5. Vipera Magnifica

    Suicide Game! =D

    I am thirsty, so I decide to wait for the bottle to thaw out. I leave it on a sunny park bench and wait until I drink it. While I am waiting, I realize I am late for a doctor appointment and frantically run across the road without looking, and get hit by a bus. I drop a Phillips CD-i
  6. Vipera Magnifica

    Suicide Game! =D

    I find this juice, and put the bottle up to my mouth. Before I can drink any, a Leprechaun appears and knocks away the juice. I ask him politely "What the fuck was that for?!?" and he tells me that the juice was actually a potion that would make all my dreams come true. Before he can stop me, I...
  7. Vipera Magnifica

    Suicide Game! =D

    I...die of natural causes... I drop an Eskimo Pie.
  8. Vipera Magnifica

    Suicide Game! =D

    One of my friends sees me with it and thinks it belongs to me. I die of embarrassment. I drop a Disturbed CD.
  9. Vipera Magnifica

    Suicide Game! =D

    *Slips over grease and falls into a vat of gravy* *Drops a toaster*
  10. Vipera Magnifica

    Suicide Game! =D

    I die because my time is up. I drop a medicine ball
  11. Vipera Magnifica

    Suicide Game! =D

    I download a virus, then jump out a window. I drop a Jewish dreidel.
  12. Vipera Magnifica

    Suicide Game! =D

    A Omnomnosaur hatches and devours me I take a deep breath
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