kyeugh
onion witch
- Pronoun
- she/her
Let's play a game, shall we?
Ah, the title screen. A thing of beauty.
Easy there, Oak, I'm just a kid.
Oh, okay. Um... Boy?
*pats crotch* Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Readier than you are. You were asleep when I got here.
Sounds fabulous. Let's go.
Too?
If you were so anxious for me to wake up, why didn't you come do it yourself? Commence A-smash-fest.
Ah. An errand. Beautiful.
*inhales* Ah, the great outdoors.
Huh? Oh, it's a Pikablu! It's cute.
You're getting a bit close, bud.
GAH it's touching me!
Hey lady, come get your rat.
Yeah, keep running.
Oh! It's a girl! Quick, go talk to her.
She has a deep voice...
NOT A WOMAN AH
Ouch. That hurt, you jerk!
I'm so telling.
Are you the professor?
Oh. That's all I needed to hear.
Instead of hanging out with your abandoned family upstairs? You're terrible.
No. Please don't tell me about it, either.
*sighs*
[I'm skipping the rant, because no one cares.]
Yeah, that's more like it.
Hm... awesome water-dragon-thing, fire mouse, or green... thing?
Yeah.
You'd better believe it.
I've had more wonderful sensations, but it isn't terrible. I'm kind of scared he's going to bite me, though.
Wait, what? This wasn't in the job description... I'm rolling the heck out.
Oh, good. Confrontation.
Hey man, we just met. Take it easy.
Oh, alright. That works. I just hope these weren't home-made.
So I guess I'm headed to this guy's house now. Wait, where is it?
...I guess I'll find out.
I wish I could edit the .pkmn files. Wah.
Ah, the title screen. A thing of beauty.
Easy there, Oak, I'm just a kid.
Oh, okay. Um... Boy?
*pats crotch* Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Readier than you are. You were asleep when I got here.
Sounds fabulous. Let's go.
Too?
If you were so anxious for me to wake up, why didn't you come do it yourself? Commence A-smash-fest.
Ah. An errand. Beautiful.
*inhales* Ah, the great outdoors.
Huh? Oh, it's a Pikablu! It's cute.
You're getting a bit close, bud.
GAH it's touching me!
Hey lady, come get your rat.
Yeah, keep running.
Oh! It's a girl! Quick, go talk to her.
She has a deep voice...
NOT A WOMAN AH
Ouch. That hurt, you jerk!
I'm so telling.
Are you the professor?
Oh. That's all I needed to hear.
Instead of hanging out with your abandoned family upstairs? You're terrible.
No. Please don't tell me about it, either.
*sighs*
[I'm skipping the rant, because no one cares.]
Yeah, that's more like it.
Hm... awesome water-dragon-thing, fire mouse, or green... thing?
Yeah.
You'd better believe it.
I've had more wonderful sensations, but it isn't terrible. I'm kind of scared he's going to bite me, though.
Wait, what? This wasn't in the job description... I'm rolling the heck out.
Oh, good. Confrontation.
Hey man, we just met. Take it easy.
Oh, alright. That works. I just hope these weren't home-made.
So I guess I'm headed to this guy's house now. Wait, where is it?
...I guess I'll find out.
I wish I could edit the .pkmn files. Wah.
