Movie Quotes

[mewtini]

go go go

Chuck Noland: WILSOOOOOOOON!

Jenny: Run, Forrest, run!

...I don't know what else right now, haha.

 

[Autumn]

anything mean girls

"Don't touch me, motherfucker."
"If everybody love each other, the world would be a better place."
"You are TEARING ME APART, Lisa!"
"I like to watch you guys."
"I did not hit her! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not. Oh, hi, Mark."
"I cannot tell you, it's confidential!" "Oh, come on, why not?" "No, I can't! Anyway, how is your sex life?"

 

[Vipera Magnifica]

Roy: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like... tears in rain. Time to die.

*Harry starts smashing phone against the table*
Natalie: Harry. Harry! It's an inanimate fucking object!
Harry: You're an inanimate fuckin' object!

The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just like... your opinion, man.

Mark: How was work today?
Johnny: Oh, pretty good. We got a new client and the bank will make a lot of money.
Mark: What client?
Johnny: I cannot tell you; it's confidential.
Mark: Aw, come on. Why not?
Johnny: No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

More when I think of them.

 

[mewtini]

Oh my god Galaxy Quest and Spaceballs.

Dark Helmet: OK, President Skroob, what's the password?
Skroob: (tearfully) One...
Dark Helmet: One.
Skroob: Two...
Dark Helmet: Two.
Skroob: Three...
Dark Helmet: Three.
Skroob: Four.
Dark Helmet: Four. That's it?
Skroob: Yes.
Dark Helmet: One, two, three, f - This is the stupidest password I've ever heard! Even an idiot could figure out this password!

Guy Fleegman: NO! Don't open that! Is there even air? YOU DON'T KNOW!

Gwen DeMarco: Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy...

 

[Autumn]

"DO YOU SEE! DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER UP THE ASS!"
"Shut the fuck up, Donny."

also lots of things from history of the world part 1

Main characters: *pretending to be Senators* "Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit"

 

[Vipera Magnifica]

^ Also, from the tv censored version,

"DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?"

 

[Murkrow]

the room

Don't forget "Hello Doggy!"

Galaxy Quest

By Grabthar's Hammar, by the suns (sons?) of Warvan, you shall be avenged!

 

[Vipera Magnifica]

Don't forget "Hello Doggy!"

Also "I fed up with this worrrld!"
and "Mark you look a babyface!"
and most importantly "You not good you. You just a chicken. CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP."

Hans: An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
Billy: No, it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. How's the last blind guy gonna take out the eye of the last guy left?

also

Billy: You can't let the animals die in a movie... only the women.

Plainview: Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake! (sucking noise) I drink it up!
Eli Sunday: Don't bully me, Daniel!
Plainview: Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you, Eli? I am the Third Revelation! I am who the Lord has chosen!

Also pretty much anything from Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, or Full Metal Jacket.

 

[DragonHeart]

From Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy:
Trillian: "Well that's life"
Marvin: "Life? Don't talk to me about life!"

Also from Hitchikers Guide:

Marvin: "I have a brain the size of a planet and they tell me to take the prisoners up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? Cause I dont"

 

[kyeugh]

Originally posted by Ace Ventura
If I'm not back in five minutes... Just wait longer.

Originally posted by Ace Ventura
You must be the monopoly guy. Hey; thanks for the free parking.

Originally posted by Willy Wonka
You're that little hair, Charlie.