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Snake's Codecs

Lost Guitar

-Solar Powered-
Make one based on anyone. Being video game character or a real person.

Russell Brand:-
Snake: Okay Commander, whats with the hippie?
Commander: Be careful Snake, thats Russell Brand, ex-radio & TV presenter.
Snake: What are you going to say about him? Flamethrower? Cannons?
Commander: Nope, Russell Brand has an ability to sleep with your family then telling you in song over the phone.
Snake: Creepy, good thing I have no need for loved ones.
Commander: Just don't let him near you, he is a freak and will do anything for a new job.
Brand: Ssh. Its ringing, hey, commander, I fucked your daughter!
Commander: Snake, kill this son of a bitch.

Your go.
 
Samuel L. Jackson
Commander: Oh, no, not this guy...
Snake: What?
Commander: This is Samuel L. Jackson. He hates your guts.
Snake: Why?
Samuel: I've had it with this motherfucking Snake on this motherfucking plane!
Snake: ... I see.
 
Kratos (God of War)

Snake: What the hell...
Otacon: Run.
Snake: The guy's got no guns I'll be HOLYSHITHEJUSTRIPPEDTHATGUYINHALFOHGODOHGODMOMMASAVEME!
Hunter: Careful, Snake. those chain blades are attached to his arms so there's no way of disarming the guy. Just snipe him from a safe distance.
Snake: Yeah, thanks for the update. Could've been more useful when I was actually hidden.
Otacon: What, he's seen you?!
Snake: What do you think?! I'm trying to avoid those chained swords he has and I-*cue guttural screaming and flesh ripping apart, then silence*
Hunter: ...Is he...
Otacon: You owe me a dollar.
Hunter: Fuck.
 
Otacon: Snake? You there?
Snake: Yeah. I see some sort of yellow Triceratops, and some kid telling it what to do?
Mei Ling: That's Chomp, and the kid is Max Taylor. They look for dinosaurs all over the world. And I don't mean fossils, either. Oh, and these dinosaurs have elemental powers. Chomp is a Lightning dinosaur. Watch out for some of his attacks!
Snake: How is that even possible?! They've been extinct for 65 million years. And I never heard of them having elemental powers! Well, I need to go. Bye!
 
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