Autumn

*BOOO noise and Mike walk out of the room and into a pit of lava*


MIKESD BDAFIX CGAPTRT WO: TEH GATHERNG SOTRM

Som iek an dLfepolo wer beng atkd bi a ber rite and thy wer al "OH NO" so Miek treid tohit teh ber bt hte ber bittnd him nd scracthed him and he sed OW and LKiefpewl sed LOL adn seh jit him wit hher trimpt. SODNLEE!!1!11!1 Jezus apeardand sed "i wil hepl u" and jezs thrw aninja str at teh ber and ti deid. Mkie adn Leefpook YAY and thye sed thnak yuo Jessus. Thn teh ber gottid upnd took an maks of anf ITR QAS ADOLFG HJITLR! Hitlorsed i am adolfh itlar. jesoz punhced hitlr in hid mostashj but hitlwe shit him + he dide. Mile + Keafpul sed NO JEZOS DONTR DY U R SUN OFF GID. Hitlr sed gods not ril an miek + lefpol sed o yea He chrjd a bem undr his mostisg but Ledpool; hit hm wit trimpy 2 + he did ass weel. Teh joos sed yay. Tehn hitlr nd jezouz git marrud in hevum adn miek dyd 1 day a lon adn sad nad ever1 sed LOL

TEH EDN!11!!1!1!

PS Lefpol trnd in2 a pony + hd a volcamo erectin



Trying too hard perhaps?

QUICK GET THE INFLATION MACHINE

(who turned into Fred Fuchs? *startwfs crapping*
Also I need to give you Chapter Two of my Purposelybadfic)

This reminds me of Theme Hospital.
I AM A BLOATY HEAD SUFFERER

what
leafpool with a different avvy
*head explodes*

JUST STOP IT YOU FISH-FONDLING FRUITCAKE

STOP YER BERYNOISEMAKING

STOP YER WHINING

I EXPECT YOU TO NOT WASTE IT ALL BY CHUCKING CRUMBS EVERYWHERE

THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN SO MESSILY

LICK UP ALL THE CRUMBS

YOU EAT THE WHOLE POPTART OR HE'LL SQUELCH AT YOU

DO YOU WANT ME TO GET BERYNOISE IN HERE TO MAKE YOU EAT IT

YOU WILL HAVE YOUR DESSERT

YOU WILL HAVE YOUR DESSERT AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.

SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR MEOWBERRY POPTART OR THERE'LL BE NO DESSERT.

Have a Meowberry poptart.

You're fabulous you know that right

>:3
I am very nearly an awesome human being right now.

Maybe there is a meowing berry.

Aww D: