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Kung Fu Ferret

Kung Fu Ferret

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    I just got some very unfortunate news, my dog Boomey is getting put to sleep some time tomorrow, he's had a rough last year and a half, but the last couple weeks were just a downward spiral for him
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    Is it too difficult for some people to express their sheer frustration in online video games without resorting to hate speech and real life threats?!
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    Apparently yes. Yesterday I was playing a casual round of SMITE and one of my teammates got mad butthurt for some reason and started using a certain racial slur. I reported them because duh!
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    The lack of sufficient security at venues is so appalling, especially with all the mass shootings that have happened in the US so far this year, that fucking Kimberly, the OG Pink Ranger from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (well, technically Amy Jo Johnson, the actress who played her) refused to go to a convention she was supposed to attend because of it. She apologized, but some people think it was just an excuse. However, I think her reasons are 100% valid.
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    Also I still miss Jason David Frank. Power Rangers will never be the same without Tommy.
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    SMITE added a new god yesterday. Ix Chel, but they also added a "Race to Diamond" to reward the first five people to reach 1,000 worshipers for her... This makes the assholes who routinely insta-lock a newly released god even worse! WTF, this isn't solving the instalocker problem, it's making it WORSE! Thanks a lot, Hi-Rez!
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    PS.
    You Rock! Cancel That!
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    The PC players are being a bunch a instalocking bastards, while Hi-Rez is basically saying us console players (I play on PS4) can get fucked with an AIDS cactus. I hope this first "Race to Diamond" is also the LAST!
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    Who's the smartass who came up with this bullshit "Race to Diamond"?! They should get demoted, or even better, FIRED!
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    Seriously, Toei? You just had to release the entire English dub of the Digimon Adventure: reboot on the Microsoft store, but only selling digital copies and not actually streaming it?! And why the fuck does it cost well over $150 USD to be able to watch the entire series from start to finish?! Smdh. It's also very true to the original Japanese version, including the soundtrack, which I was hoping for, too. SMDH
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    @Butterfree You really should consider forbidding non-staff members From making new threads in the announcement section, Because that's where all the bots have been going lately
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    Waiting for my secret weapon to help stop reckless drivers to arrive from Amazon tomorrow. (Relax, y'all. It's not an ACTUAL weapon.... Details in replies below)
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    It's called an Aztec death whistle, and it's metal as fuck! It's shaped like a little skull, and when you blow into it... The sound is eerily similar to human shrieking. I've had WAY too many close calls with the absolute worst type of Masshole drivers that plague my hometown to use any of my previous tactics, none of which really did much, and the local police department is so ignorant about this recurring issue, that they basically enable it with their sheer incompetence.
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    Me (starting tomorrow): @Kung Fu Ferret used Aztec Death Whistle! It's super effective! Masshole Driver Karen was defeated! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
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    UPDATE: It's actually coming today!
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