In Dwarf Fortress you fight off an invasion of 30 goblins and get made a barony only for the game to crash without having saved any of it
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If you git gud you don't die
No they're not, because they don't actually like it and nor does anyone else
Those grey phantom enemies in Shaded Woods were a pretty cool idea
The elves are just conflicted because they so desperately want my wood
I killed it and all the dwarves it bit and my fort started doing really well but then I accidentally collapsed a load of floating soil over my trade depot while some humans were in it so they're probably gonna go to war with me now
On the bright side the local elf settlement is called The Sensitive Twigs which is the best description of fucking elves I've ever heard
Suddenly wereiguana
I got them down to the last one but they killed everyone but the children
Then some cave ogres came up and kindly murdered their faces and while I was waiting for the kids to starve some migrants turned up but I retired the fortress anyway and started a new one where I bought a pet badger from some elves
No but I saw my fort get shrekt by nine goblins
What a silly goose I am
I've missed you my child 0:
And meh, I guess that's life. We had lots of fun though, eh?
Ok
It's been like 100 years ;-;
Fishjumpers is super dead too :/
The fuck is an elk bird
This is after two of my dwarves turned into werechinchillas and killed half of the others but then like fifty more turned up like "hell yeah I wanna live in that place"
And also a dwarf had a cave-in while she was mining while holding her fucking baby and they both fell a dozen z-levels and died
One of my dwarves went insane and attacked a child but the child basically just put him in a headlock and punched him to death
Well obviously I'm too euphoric to believe in any of them
Yes, every day I pray to never get ur face
At least I'm not getting ur face
I accidentally played SotFS for five and a half hours straight
About four hours of that was unsuccessfully grinding sunlight medals in iron keep
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