One that is a lighter. If you touch the screen the top comes off and then if you touch it again, that awesome little fucker LIGHTS UP. SHIT YEAH IT DOES.
And another where the screen FILLS THE FUCK UP WITH BEER. And if you tilt it towards your mouth, it drains out in the direction you tilt the iPhone and it LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE DRINKING THAT SHIT.
And best off all, one that makes a noise like a FUCKING ELECTRIC RAZOR so you can drag the iPhone across your face and PRETEND YOU ARE FUCKING SHAVING. You can't do that shit without the iPhone and make the noise yourself.
(The excessive swearing was a satirical device to make it sarcastically seem more impressive. If you were impressed at any point, you suck.)
And don't forget you're coming round on Sunday~
And another where the screen FILLS THE FUCK UP WITH BEER. And if you tilt it towards your mouth, it drains out in the direction you tilt the iPhone and it LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE DRINKING THAT SHIT.
And best off all, one that makes a noise like a FUCKING ELECTRIC RAZOR so you can drag the iPhone across your face and PRETEND YOU ARE FUCKING SHAVING. You can't do that shit without the iPhone and make the noise yourself.
(The excessive swearing was a satirical device to make it sarcastically seem more impressive. If you were impressed at any point, you suck.)
And don't forget you're coming round on Sunday~