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1,000 Things not to do on an airplane

Oops should've put 39 instead of 40. Ah well...
41(I think). If you get injured, run around screaming about the Andromeda strain when it clots into a scab.
 
44. No flashing fake foam fingers (that should cover my awesome allotted alliteration amount for the afternoon)
 
45. Start hitting the food tray as if it's a piano whilst shouting 'EELS. EELS. EELS.'
 
48. Proclaim that you are the Dragonborn then try to rescue the passengers from the 'dragon's' belly by repeating slashing the walls with your sword.
 
49. Bring a white tiger on board and ride it up and down the aisles yelling "I AM THE KING! I AM THE KING!"
 
51. Poke the captain with your butterfly knife, then play "Free Falling" over the speakers.
 
57. Buy a million Rosalina amiibos so nobody else can have them
 
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