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A Pokémon Poetry Game

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A Pokémon Poetry Game

So a friend and I have found that making silly poems about the Poké-verse is pretty darn fun, so I'm going to translate it into a game.

The rules are simple: the poster above gives you a Pokémon centric prompt, you write whatever kind of poem you like about it, leave a prompt for the next poster, and have fun!

Example:

Original Poster said:
Prompt: BW2's male protagonist

not a double poster said:
Look at his hair
Visor snared
Shorts resting upon jeggings
Who dressed him?
The blind are begging
to stop such un-win

Next Prompt: Wigglytuff

Hopefully this makes sense!

So here's the first prompt: BW2's female protagonist!
 
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Her hair is like sandshrew, curled up in the night;
her skirt, superfluous as a new professor.
If you search her on Google, you're in for a sight;
the fans have already undressed her.

Prompt: The ability Sticky Hold.
 
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Sticky Hold
so I am told
keeps items from thieves
So, why do I try

Next Prompt: Pikachu
 
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He's little, he's yellow
He's gonna Thundershock you
He walks with Red, the greatest trainer
And that queerboy Ash Ketchum too!

I know, I have the poetic ability of a turnip.

Okay, next prompt: Mew
 
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Pink and feline,
The ancestor to all.
Though its attacks so mighty,
May make the greatest 'mon fall.
(Meh :P)

Next prompt: Pokemorphs
 
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Humans and beasts, merged in one.
Who brought upon us these abominations?
I believe it's time to bring out my gun.
Unacceptable! No more purifications!


Gary Motherfucking Oak.
 
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Some people call him Gary
And others call him Blue
But if there's one thing we know
He's coming for you

QWILFISH!
 
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Swollen and blue,
So not much to see.
Marked with a scowl,
Just one look can make a strong man flee.

Evolution.
 
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Beautifully woven,
With some added affects.
It withdraws your powers,
But an attack flies before the enemy detects.
(Meh.)

Magnet Pull.
 
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There once was a Ferrothorn
Whose defenses had brought him scorn
But he met a Magnezone
Who made him as still as stone
And made him wish he was never born

A limerick this time

TM27
 
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(TM27 is return)

The smarter trainer ought to know
that joy can cause it's might to grow
The fuzz eared one calls this their own,
Against it stand steel, ghost and stone
with water use it, or alone

next word:
Lavender.
 
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Lavender, Lavender, full of dead old souls
Purple smokings, incense, sticking out of bowls
Or is that smoke a haunter, adding chaos to the tedium?
No, no, it is only the lazy haze of an aged Medium
The wailing of the grieving men and women mixes on
forever with the wailing of a mother, lost her son

Shedinja
 
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Out of nothing, the Nincada evolved
Appeared a Ninjask - problem solved
But appeared next to this
Came a thing to dismiss
Low-healthed - it appeared to have devolved

But up the pecking order would it climb
Its defensive abilities were sublime
Its incredible Wonder Guard
Defied an Outrage hit hard
Now he shall be used all the time


Double limerick there, think it's quite good tbh

Prompt: Magikarp
 
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Empty shell, hollow soul floating through the air.
Fallen afoul by brothers alike, blessed only by gods of death.
Only darkness and death resides within, Beware Beware!
Dare you face it, drawing your last breath?


Edit:Ninja'd! >:/
 
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No topic given, so I shall just give one to the next person.

Prompt: Defog
 
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If you cannot find your way
Around the fogginess of the night
Flap your birds wings, to help
To clear out all of the white

Edit: Forgot the prompt. Prompt is Professor Oak
 
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Spicy and dry,
Though not very sweet.
In Sinnoh they're used
To make yummy treats!
 
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There once was a fellow named Dar,
Who traveled to lands near and far
His schedule so swamped,
he forgot a new prompt,
Before driving away in his car!

Prompt: Wring Out
 
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