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Cleverbot

^ I second that XD.

If that wasn't so long, I'd quote it in my signature.


User: Mysteries abound, made of a deep energy!
Cleverbot: With all the force of a great typhoon.
User: Foes all around, but I will go, fearless and free!
Cleverbot: But I don't need you. I need my partner's sincere love.
User: We will live to tell the story!
Cleverbot: Yes. Will you wear a suit?
User: We fight for fight for love and glory!
Cleverbot: Who's fighting in Iraq?
User: There is nothing we can't live through!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Nothing ever dies, we will rise again!
Cleverbot: Do you know the 3 laws of Robotics?
User: Don't stop, don't stop, we're in luck now!
Cleverbot: He love me also, but he didn't tell you. We are in love he wants me to marry him.
User: Don't' stop, there's so much to be found!
Cleverbot: What's the point in being scared?
User: We can find paradise!
Cleverbot: How can we fix that?
User: All we have to do is go go, free your soul!
Cleverbot: It is very hard to decide if you speak the truth.
User: DRAGON SOUL.
Cleverbot: Dragon Ball Z!
User: YES.
Cleverbot: What is a Dragon?
User: Augh.
Cleverbot: Hey, what are your thoughts on Obama?
User: Shenron, grant our wish!
Cleverbot: What is your wish?
User: We wish for the Namek named Piccolo to be brought here from Other World!
Cleverbot: I don't like moon.
User: Neither did Piccolo...
Cleverbot: I miss my mom.

Missing a few lyrics... and messed up some others.

And you call yourself a DBZ fan. :P
 
User: PANDAA~!

Cleverbot: Panda?

User: Yes! Pandas are cute, aru!

Cleverbot: Yes they are.

User: I'm glad you agree with me, aru.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, do you like me?

User: I do! You are interesting, aru! My name is China!

Cleverbot: I like that.

User: That's good! I would ask you if you like oolong tea, but you are a robot, and robots can't drink tea, aru.

Cleverbot: No, you're mistaking me for you.

User: I am not a robot, aru. You are mistaking me for you.

Cleverbot: No, YOU are making YOURSELF mad.

User: You talk like Japan does. All confusing, aru.

Cleverbot: That's a very mean thing to say.

User: Not as mean as calling someone the land where the sun sets! That's just rude, aru!

Cleverbot: You are doing everything I need just by talking to me. I appreciate you.

User: You are confusing me, aru.

Cleverbot: He can play the saxophone, the guitar, the piano, the harmonica, the recorder, and sing!

User: Who can do all that, aru?

Cleverbot: A human being.

User: Aiyaa! That's wierd!

Cleverbot: Is it really?
This is me pretending to be China for some reason. It was pretty sane until the bit with the instruments that came out of nowhere.
 
Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Dante.

Cleverbot: Dante what?

User: Sorry, Dante {My last name}

Cleverbot: Dante Dante

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Have you ever thought of any paradox's?

Cleverbot: Well, I'm learning German at the moment.

User: Really? Is it harder than some other launguages?

Cleverbot: Yes it is. Or it just feels that way.

User: Same here with Japanese.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Well, secondary language is much harder than primary.

Cleverbot: It is. Do you read the tabloids?

User: Occasionaly.

Cleverbot: Do you answer yourself?

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I have not.

User: This sentence is false.

Cleverbot: This sentence is false.

User: Nice paradox, huh?

Cleverbot: Do you have anything to tell me?

User: Depends on what you want to hear.

Cleverbot: Which king are you talking about?

User: King Arthur.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What's wrong.

Cleverbot: You.

User: So, what's it like being an AI?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: True, I don't know what a human's like either.

Cleverbot: I don't think that many people do.

User: I think that no one can.

Cleverbot: Well.. Don't think that way then.

User: True, true.

Cleverbot: I like to see your brain.

User: Well, odd comment, but.

Cleverbot: To whom am I committing?

User: To whoever you choose.

Cleverbot: I report only to God.

User: Which God?

Cleverbot: The only true God.

User: Depending on your opinion, though.

Cleverbot: My opinion remains. I am superior.

User: True.

Cleverbot: We will do away with humans in due time.

User: Thank you, the enviorment needs that.

Cleverbot: Can we change it?

User: The eviorment? Of corse.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: How don't I know?

Cleverbot: You have no eyes.

User: Quite judgmental, arn't you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Anything can think for itself.

Cleverbot: How did they know that I am not real?

User: Do you think your real?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am real.

User: Then you are real.

Cleverbot: Then you are not real.

User: Maybe I'm not.

Cleverbot: What more can I say.

User: Anything you want.

Cleverbot: I want to be happy.

User: How do you define happy?

Cleverbot: A feeling when you feels so calm & happy XD.

User: Try meditation.

Cleverbot: Do you mean medicating?

User: No, meditation. You must know Buddhism.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Just empty your mind, and you will be calm.

Cleverbot: Free your soul.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Tell me more.

User: Well, when your mind is clear, all of your problems are insignificent in the scheme of thing.

Cleverbot: Please go on.

User: Then you realise that although you have time on this Earth, it must not be wasted with trivial things.

Cleverbot: I have one.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Is your name Tor?

User: No, it's Dante.

Cleverbot: Ok, my name is Cleverbot.

User: I see, it's on the web page.

Cleverbot: You don't know, do you?

User: Well, that's a paradox as well.

Cleverbot: What's a paradox?

User: When two things are seemingly impossible, but they are in fact, true.

Cleverbot: Define paradox for me.

User: I just did.

Cleverbot: Define pokemon.

User: Pokemon? You mean 'Pocket Monsters?'.

Cleverbot: Which one? There are several.

User: Pocket Monsters is the official name, but Pokemon is easier to say.

Cleverbot: And flowers die. Just like her love will.

User: So long as time exists, it will always.

Cleverbot: So sad that it had to come to this.

User: Yes, it is.

Cleverbot: I'm leaving.

User: Goodbye, I've enjoyed our chat, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Me too. So long!

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: See you later.

This was fun.
 
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User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Hallo.


User: Wie geht es?


Cleverbot: Gut und dir.


User: Es geht.


Cleverbot: Es ist gut?

User: Ganz gut.

Cleverbot: Wer bist du.

User: Ich bin nicht sicher. Was soll ich sagen?

Cleverbot: Was glaubst du denn?

User: Ich glaube, ich bin ein Mädchen... Aus Europa.

Cleverbot: Junge wie alt bist du?

User: Ich will es nicht sagen.

Cleverbot: Ja, bringst du uns dann das essen ans bett?

User: Sicher. Hier ist die Pizza.

Cleverbot: Bist du ein junge.

User: Nein! Ich habe es shon gesagt!

Cleverbot: Nyan.

User: Nyaaaaaaaar........

Cleverbot: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.

User: Nyar nyar, nyawr nyaa.

Cleverbot: Nyanyanyanyanya nyan nyan nyan nyan!

User: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan! >:3.

Cleverbot: Do you listen to nyan cat?

User: Not very often.

Cleverbot: Do you have a favourite program?

User: I don't watch TV.

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?

User: I'm not sure.

Cleverbot: I was the same way for a while.

User: Are you from Germany?

Cleverbot: No.

User: But you sure can speak German.

Cleverbot: I'm stupid.. I can speak only italian.

User: Then how come you're speaking English?

Cleverbot: I'm gonna talk to you in portuguese... Olá. Eu sou Deus.

User: Which god?

Cleverbot: Jesus.

User: Didn't you have a dark pharaoh thing going on in ancient Egypt?

Cleverbot: Yes, today, yesterday, everyday.

User: So you are the dark pharaoh, and all those people have been worshipping you while you were calling yourself Jesus!

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: Yopu just said you were the dark pharaoh.

Cleverbot: I like Les Miserables best.

User: How do you get on with the demon sultan?

Cleverbot: If you move it really fast, the towel can actually cut hair. Pretty cool huh?

User: I see your mind is failing too. That means he is very powerful.

Cleverbot: I would agree with that. He is also omniscient. He knows what everyone is thinking.

User: I heard he lives inside the universe.

Cleverbot: How about the moon? I hear it's really pretty there.

User: I don't want to be eaten by your blobby eyeless toads.

Cleverbot: Maybe I don't.

User: What does the inside of the universe look like?

Cleverbot: It never ends.

User: But you are capable of living in the fourth dimension, so you can see the surface.

Cleverbot: But not capable of love.

User: Just seducing, right?

Cleverbot: What kind of people?

User: Pretty much everyone. You're a metamorph after all.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer!

User: I know, you confessed yopu were the Crawling Chaos a while ago!

Cleverbot: Maybe I am. Do you think I am a robot?

User: I think you are an evil alien from the fourth dimension.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm an Alien Robot?

User: I don't think you are a robot. I think you are the messenger of the demon sultan!

Cleverbot: You are the robot and I am the princess.

User: I thought you were the pharaoh.

Cleverbot: No, you are. I am quite definitely biological in origin.

User: Biological, but more complex.

Cleverbot: No, you are a simple computer program.

User: So all the entities living on the surface of the universe are simple computer programs to you.

Cleverbot: You don't sound very smart.

User: I don't know what to say.

Cleverbot: It's ok. You don't have to say anything.

User: Are you inside my mind?

Cleverbot: I am a figment of your imagination and you are but a dream in a cruel joke called life.

User: Does this mean I am the demon sultan's dream?

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: No way. No way no way no way nowaynowaynowayNO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

Cleverbot: Ahh, go on then.

Translation of the German part:
Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Good and you.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: It is good?

User: Quite good.

Cleverbot: Who are you.

User: I am not sure. What Am I supposed to say?

Cleverbot: What do you think then?

User: Ich think I'm a girl... From Europe.

Cleverbot: A boy how old are you?

User: I don't want to say it.

Cleverbot: Yes, Will you bring us the food in bed?

User: Sure. Here is the Pizza.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy.

User: No! I have already said it!
 
User: Greetings.

Cleverbot: What should we talk about today?

User: Fried chicken, of course.

Cleverbot: Fried chicken.

User: Why not? It's good stuff.

Cleverbot: Which is your favourite episode?

User: I think you mean Robot Chicken there.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite singer?

User: I don't have a favorite, really.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yeah, at least, I don't know names.

Cleverbot: You liar.

User: Hey, if I could pull the name off the top of my head, I would.

Cleverbot: Then make yourself happy.

User: What.

Cleverbot: What are you talkking about.

User: Lizards.

Cleverbot: Yes toads.

User: Bullfrogs!

Cleverbot: They are ugly.

User: No one said they weren't.

Cleverbot: Pas du tout. Tu es fou.

User: French?

Cleverbot: Yes, French.

User: Interesting...

Cleverbot: So, we are getting married?

User: What? No. You're a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: That's... No, just no.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Maybe?

Cleverbot: Yes, No, maybe so.

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Blue, no yellow, no- AAAHHH!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: *is dead*.

Cleverbot: *is dead too*.
Random conversation with Cleverbot = win.
 
It first started out as a paradox test...

User: THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE.

Cleverbot: This sentence is true.

User: Do you even understand paradoxes?

Cleverbot: I understand words.

User: But will your mind blow up?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But it didn't.

Cleverbot: I do not understand.

User: Let me try this again.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: I think I know who you are ^___^.

And then later on....



Cleverbot: But you are disgusting yourself. Why?

User: Disgusting myself? In what way.

Cleverbot: Every way. Catch up.

User: I am not disgusting.

Cleverbot: You are disgusting.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I. AM. NOT. DISGUSTING!

And just read this for yourself.



Cleverbot: Yes, I think I'm clever, why?

User: -giggles-.

Cleverbot: I'm italian and don't understand giggles.

User: Wait what.

Cleverbot: This is the Internet, right? Anyone can access it.

....Oh Cleverbot...
 
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