Google vs Yahoo War

[Ether's Bane]

How this works is that you put something into Google and Yahoo, see the suggestions, then pick the funniest/best of each and see which is better.

For instance:

Input: how do i get
Google's best: how do i get to vashj'ir
Yahoo's best: how do i get yahoo classic home page
Winner: Google

Input: what is the
Google's best: what is the most viewed video on youtube
Yahoo's best: what is the world's only immortal animal
Winner: Yahoo

Input: furries
Google's best: furries in a blender
Yahoo's best: anthropomorphic furries art
Winner: Google

Input: why is 4chan
Google: why is 4chan black
Yahoo: why is 4chan down
Winner: Google

 

[Professor Wesker]

I always preferred Google. Just type in "why is there" or "I am extremely" and look at what pops up. Do it.

 

[Teh Ebil Snorlax]

Input: my girlfriend is
Google's best: my girlfriend is a nine tailed fox
Yahoo's best: i think my girlfriend is cheating on me
Winner: Google

Input: people keep
Google's best: people keep on burning
Yahoo's best: they were all shit actually
Winner: Google

 

[1. Luftballon]

once upon a time, you could type "why can't I own a canadian". sadly, no more.

 

[Worst Username Ever]

Yeah, I checked that earlier, and they seem to have removed most of the "why can't i" dropdowns. Meh. ._.