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It is exceedingly simple

Music Dragon

Music Dragon

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INSTRUCTIONS: It is exceedingly simple. Take a piece of DRY CLOTH™, wipe the floorboard carvings with it, and watch and enjoy as the centrifugal forces rip you to shreds without shedding so much as a single tear.

(NOTE TO SELF: Remember to bring your DRY CLOTH™ so that you may wipe off the instruments with which we constructed the entire planet and its innards, its inner workings, the little gears and shiny metal pieces and clockwork that keep the damned thing running. Perpetuum mobile, they call it. Supposedly impossible. But then, what do physicists really know? Cosmic microwave background radiation my ass.)
 
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