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Machine of Death Volume 2!!!

Karkat Vantas

Karkat Vantas

Virile God-Snake Tower of Masculinity
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So, for those of you who aren't familiar with Machine of Death-- it's an anthology of short stories based off an episode of Dinosaur Comics. The connecting theme between the stories is that they all revolve around the titular Machine of Death. You stick your finger in the machine, it takes a blood test, and a little slip of paper comes out with your cause of death. It might be something simple, like "CANCER" or "SUICIDE", or it might be something totally out there, like... "EXHAUSTION FROM HAVING SEX WITH A MINOR" or "HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE". (Incidentally, those were both outcomes from the first book.)

So, all the entries in the first book were user-submitted, and now that they're making a sequel, user submissions are open again.

Is anybody else interested in submitting an entry?
 
Same here!

Ah well, I doubt anybody's going to do a story similar to mine, so if there's a vol. 3 I can always rewrite it.
 
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