BATTLE COMMENCE!
MurrMurr carefully tiptoes into a nondescript building on the outer edges of League territory, being careful to shut the door behind him. He walked into a giant elliptical room, with wonderfully carved and detailed planets animatronically trawling on predetermined paths, a Porygon-Z and an Alakazam hidden cleverly in an adjacent area making everything work. MurrMurr takes stock of the two participants. In one corner, Blastoise428 stands, already brandishing two Pokeballs. In another, Minnow is looking around eagerly.
MurrMurr sighs. He knows bringing the ref's clipboard is pointless, as everyone is already knowledgeable about the challenge years before the battle actually starts. Instead, he just nods. Blastoise428 leads off by throwng the two balls high up into the air. Out of one, a Wooper materializes in the vicinity of Jupiter's very thin rings. A Trapinch emerges from the other, nearly colliding with an asteroid from the asteroid belt. Minnow responds with two Pokemon of his own: A Cyndaquil, materializing on Mars (and then falling off), and an Eevee, materializing right by a switch on the wall. Commands are issued and the battle begins!
Round 1: Pre-Round
Minnow (OO)

Harold (M)
-Blaze
Health: 100%
Energy: 100%
Chills: ooooo
Status: Healthy, trying to avoid staring at the sun but otherwise OK.
Commands: Hide~Defense Curl~Sunny Day/Smokescreen

Nikolai (M)
-Adaptability
Health: 100%
Energy: 100%
Chills: ooooo
Status: Wondering what the switch on the wall does. It looks out of place.
Commands: Quick Attack/Iron Tail~Quick Attack/Attract/Mud-Slap~Quick Attack/Bite
Blastoise428 (OO)

Aximili (F)
-Water Absorb
Health: 100%
Energy: 100%
Chills: ooooo
Status: Watching everything move around in wonder.
Commands: Water Pulse~Mud Bomb~Whirlpool/Chill

Sceratio (M)
-Arena Trap
Health: 100%
Energy: 100%
Chills: ooooo
Status: Slightly dazed from his near-collision, and at the start to boot.
Commands: Sandstorm~sneak up on Nikolai and Rock Smash~Solarbeam/Sand Tomb
Harold lets his flame die out before dashing madly into the asteroid belt, in the hopes of losing any pursuers. Sceratio and Aximilli both dash (walk?) in opposite directions, and Nikolai, judging Aximilli not to be a threat to Harold, dashes towards Earth (at almost 4 times the speed of Aximilli), tail glowing with metallic energy. The Wooper never even makes it to Earth before being slammed by Nikolai, battered so hard that her natural resistence drops as her skin is bruised and abraised. She nonetheless gets up and shoots a concentrated jet of water, knocking Nikolai into Earth. Sceratio finishes the action by waltzing merrily over to Mars and (while still trying to keep up with the sphere, poor thing) siphons dust off of it to create a whirling trunade of sand that sweeps across the entire room, battering the both of Minnow's participants.
<Harold: -2H, -1E><Aximilli: -6H, -4E><Nikolai: -8H, -7E><Sceratio: -0H, -4E>
Harold just curls up into a little ball, below even the lowest dipping asteroids, just kind of ignoring the world around him to build up defenses. Nikolai, ignoring his partner for the moment, kicks up some mud from the sphere he's standing on right into Aximilli's face. Aximilli hoots and wobbles around, trying to provide a cover for the Trapinch that is (painfully) slowly advancing on Nikolai. That and trying to deal with more pain than normal from such a pathetic attack. Eventually (just as Nikolai is starting to doubt Aximilli's truthfulness), Trapinch hits him with a quick jab in the legs at the same time that Aximilli magically "recovers" and splatters mud all over his face. Eugh.
<Harold: -2H, -2E><Aximilli: -3H, -5E><Nikolai: -12H, -6E><Sceratio: -0H, -6E>
Letting his flame rise again, Harold ducks and weaves his way around the room and lets his voice be heard. Howling to the heavens (ha ha), the area's sandstorm dies out to be replaced with magnificent sunshine (although only partially from the bulbous sun in the room). Nikolai, seeing neither perk up and attack the only partially concealed Harold, walks over and gnaws on Aximilli's head. The Wooper squeals in pain, dropping to the ground, forgetting what she was supposed to do. The Trapinch, finally approaching the sun, waits until he feels the heat. Then, he spins around and unleashes a huge beam of pure energy straight at poor suspecting Nikolai. Then Sceratio is nearly slammed by Mercury, and everyone has a good laugh.
<Harold: -0H, -4E><Aximilli: -6H, -0E><Nikolai: -10H, -4E><Sceratio: -0H, -11E>
Round 1: Post-Round
Minnow (OO)

Harold (M)
-Blaze
Health: 96%
Energy: 93%
Chills: ooooo
Status: Just chillin' (not the attack).
Commands: Hide~Defense Curl~Sunny Day

Nikolai (M)
-Adaptability
Health: 70% (pseudo-CAPPED)
Energy: 83%
Chills: ooooo
Status:
Accuracy -1. In painful, painful pain. Wondering why everyone hates him.
Commands: Iron Tail~Mud-Slap~Bite
Blastoise428 (OO)

Aximilli (F)
-Water Absorb
Health: 85%
Energy: 91%
Chills: ooooo
Status:
Defense -1, Accuracy -1. Glad not to be Nikolai, but still smarting from some pretty powerful attacks.
Commands: Water Pulse~Mud Bomb~*flinched*

Sceratio (M)
-Arena Trap
Health: 100%
Energy: 79%
Chills: ooooo
Status: Tired of running around, but glad he's not hurt.
Commands: Sandstorm~sneak up on Nikolai and Rock Smash~Solarbeam
Arena and Battle Notes:
-On the first action, Iron Tail lowered Aximilli's defense.
-Trapinch used extra energy to run around to three different areas in the room.
-On the second action, Nikolai's Mud Slap was a critical hit.
-On the second action, both Mud Slap and Mud Bomb lowered their respective targets' accuracy.
-Nikolai took exactly 30% damage, but not over, so he was pseudo-capped on the third action.
-I (being an astronomy nerd) have a whole load of questions for you, Blastoise428. I'm assuming it's all to scale, but not exact (so that Pluto isn't more than a billion miles away from the sun and it doesn't take 250 years to get around the room once). What about pressure? Will standing on Jupiter flatten you? Will standing on the Moon make you 6 times lighter? Will the sun vaporize you if you touch it? Will standing on Neptune poison and choke you? Will it rain diamonds on Neptune, for that matter? (Told you I was a nerd).
-I realized that Aximilli was a girl (and Nikolai a guy)after I reffed this, and I tried to change it, but if their genders are still wrong let me know.
-Blastoise428 attacks first next round.
-Happy '09!
-Blastoise428 attacks first.