Oh gosh, I found the best worst fanfic author ever.
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1730364/Hans_von_Hozel
Swear this guy has to be some sort of troll.
hahahahaha, this is awesome.
I really like how he bulldozes both the Hundred Acre Wood and Terabithia, and makes the cafe in Ratatouille explode. Also, V totally does need to make numbers danube around before blowing up the world.