Random Emerald Run

[kyeugh]

I'm too much of a softy to do a nuzlocke, so I did this instead. So we go.

Spoiler: Pictures

Well, this is off to an interesting start.

I am a woman because May is so much better than Brendan. Deal with it.

Aren't I an only child? I hope I had my own room before...

Does that mean I can't have the shiny PokéBall on the floor?

I'm not really in the helping mood. Well... okay, fine.

This type diversity is really amazing.

Shiny Charizard is pretty amazing, so I think I'll go with this guy.

And this is the "Zigzagoon" chasing Birch. Intriguing. Oh, and I set it to "Metronome Overdrive" mode, so everyone knows Metronome.

The Gligar proceeded to use Explosion, which didn't even faint me. A sad fate.

I thought you might say that.

You can't run my life.

My first wild. Too bad I have no balls.
...and not in the way you think.

Light Threat Brendan. Seems legit. Hopefully that'll change next time I battle him.

aHOLY SHIT IT'S PIKABLU

Yes, his moves are Metronome and Luster Purge. Deal with it.

Now is the time to take risks. After being assaulted with a ridiculous amount of super-effective Rock Throws, maybe Metronome isn't too terrible.

Check mate, Light Threat Brendan.

Level up!

And we end this chapter of the story with Brendan hitting on me without even trying to hide it.

So, stay tuned and junk. Hope you enjoyed.

 

[Flora]

Beautiful type diversity.

(those recolors though. where did they come from. the randomizer i'm assuming?)

(PIKABLU JR GETS SPECIAL NOTICE THOUGH.)

 

[kyeugh]

Yeah, I used a Java randomized I found online. The colors are random, but so are types-- I think it's linked.

 

[Silver]

I would've chosen the fire type too good choice.

 

[kyeugh]

Well, this round wasn't quite as exciting seeing as I've gotten the hang of things, and I ended up getting glitched out at the end, so I'll just post up until I had to exit.

Spoiler: Letsago

Oh yeah, it was a real fight. Your son there really is a Light Threat.

Aaaand I think Brendan just gave me his balls. Thanks, friend.

Little late to the party there, mom.

Ah. The infamous shoe instructions.

Now to look at Nova's info. So a normal type with the ability Levitate. Well, I'm fairly sure that the colors are actually corresponding to type, so maybe I won't get the epic Charizard I was looking for. Should have stuck with Cyndaquil.

aHOLY CRAP WILD PIKABLU CATCH THAT BITCH

Screw you, infernal thing.

Explosion.

My first non-rival Trainer battle. This could be interesting.

Rattata Rank Calvin. Sounds like a top percentage name.

OMFG THANK YOU METRONOME

Level up! Wait, what?

Ah, my old friend. I shall catch you this time, fiend!

Or not.

wait what the fuck

um okay

Okay honestly what the fuck is a patch type

Maybe this guy knows. Let me ask him.

Wally was given a Rhydon. Well, let's go.

And now we're stuck in this awkward position. It can be one of two things; we're either having dry sex in the grass, and the scene is supposed to take this long, or my Charmander really is weak to Glitch-types and I have to do all that over. Probably the latter.

And so another chapter of the random emerald run draws to a strange close. I'm not really sure what just went on, but hopefully I can fix it so I can continue.