Scenes We'd Like From A Hat [revived]

[Yami Angel Christian]

This is an old game I started a while back that proved so popular it's been copied on here 3 times!

The idea should be familiar to anyone who has ever seen Whose Line Is It Anyway or Mock The Week with their Scenes From A Hat and Scenes We'd Like To See respectively (especially with how both shows were concieved by the same people), but if you're not, then it's really quite simple:

I give a scenario (recen e.g. "What You Wouldn't Want To Hear Your Surgeon Say") and you post your ideas for this scenario (another e.g. Jirachu's post about love-sickness and Riku)!

That thread was too focussed to work properly, but this one offers a lot more freedom and many more chances for fun to be had, so let's get started, shall we? First Scenario:

What You Wouldn't Want To Hear Your Surgeon Say!

Try to only post one idea at a time, that way it keeps things clear and unclogged, either way, I guess I'll start then:

You're not going to need that heart, are you?

 

[sv_01]

Wait, what do I pull out first?

 

[mewtini]

"Wait... how many incisions do I need to make? Oh, well. Eenie, meeny, meinie, moe..."

 

[Vipera Magnifica]

It looks like we've run out of anaesthetic, so you're just going to have to bite down on this really hard.

 

[Keldeo]

Was the big blue bottle the anaesthetic or the hand sanitizer?

 

[ShinyUmbreonX3]

"~...The knee bone is connected to the, shin bone...~"

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

Doctor: "Right, well we've no idea what could possibly be causing this ticking noise you keep hearing..."

Surgeon: *Enters the ward* "Has anyone seen my watch?"

Doctor: "Okay, I think I may have an idea..."

Surgeon: "Or my wallet? My keys?"

Doctor: "I'll book you in for surgeory now..."

Surgeon: "Okay, what about my glasses?"

 

[Hogia]

Well, we were supposed to only take out your appendix, but we accidentally took out your entire bowel except for the appendix.

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

Don't worry, this will hurt a lot.

 

[Hogia]

Did you remember to sterilise that scalpel?

 

[DragonHeart]

"Hey, is this supposed to be green?"

 

[Hogia]

"Just to let you know, I've never successfully done this procedure before. Fingers crossed I actually get it right this time."

 

[ShinyUmbreonX3]

"I guess it doesn't bend that way."

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

Umm... We accidently stuck the needle in too far. A Light Year, to be more precise. Definitely more than an ångstrom.