Chief Zackrai
pingpong wixard
The Lazy Man's Emporium is a quaint little kiosk just outside the Pokemon Registration Office. Adorned on the front of our little hut is one of those fancy fluorescent "Open" signs, flashing in a seductive and tantalizing manner. Near the desk is a Croagunk, who appears to be so out of it e doesn't even know his own name, and a Grimer that looks like he came from the past. Behind the desk, however, is a curly-haired individual who appears to be their trainer, ready to take requests.
"Welcome," he says.
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Naming ($3/$1): All you need to do is tell me if you want the name to be ironic, serious, or of any other genre you cam think of, along with the pokemon's species and gender (we don't want any Tauros walking around with the name Betty, do we?). Our experts (i.e. me) will generate a list of possible names (5-10) for yo to choose from. $2 more for an extensive list (11-20 names) Or, if you don't find one you like, I can get more for the same price increase.
Signature Attribute writing ($7/$3): All you need to do is give me a brief description of what you would like the attribute to do, along with your pokemon's species (and name of pokemon/attribute if applicable). Any other specifics that you find to be important would be nice as well. Give me about a week (I never expect I will take that long, but I'm unpredictable) before yelling at me, if you would. Any re-writings you request will cost an additional $1. (unless one of those approving tells you you need to work on it, and I wrote it initially- that will be free)
Signature Move writing ($10/$5): The only thing I require is your pokemon's name, the name of the move (if you've already decided), the type of move (damaging or status), and a brief description of your expectations. Any other specifics that you find to be important would be nice as well. Give me about a week (I never expect I will take that long, but I'm unpredictable) before yelling at me, if you would. Any re-writings you request will cost an additional $1. (unless one of those approving tells you you need to work on it, and I wrote it initially- that will be free)
Signature Attribute/Move Modification ($4/$2): Have a Signature Attribute or Signature Move that just isn't getting approved, and you're getting tired of fixing it, or can't think of how to fix it? No problem! Just post what you already have, and what the person who rejected it found to be wrong with it, and I'll fix the problems for you!
Waiting list:
New!: I may think about interning this time around. If you think that you've got what it takes, just give me a link to any signature attributes/moves you've written yourself (and preferably gotten approved), and I'll decide if I want to take you on.
"Welcome," he says.
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Naming ($3/$1): All you need to do is tell me if you want the name to be ironic, serious, or of any other genre you cam think of, along with the pokemon's species and gender (we don't want any Tauros walking around with the name Betty, do we?). Our experts (i.e. me) will generate a list of possible names (5-10) for yo to choose from. $2 more for an extensive list (11-20 names) Or, if you don't find one you like, I can get more for the same price increase.
Signature Attribute writing ($7/$3): All you need to do is give me a brief description of what you would like the attribute to do, along with your pokemon's species (and name of pokemon/attribute if applicable). Any other specifics that you find to be important would be nice as well. Give me about a week (I never expect I will take that long, but I'm unpredictable) before yelling at me, if you would. Any re-writings you request will cost an additional $1. (unless one of those approving tells you you need to work on it, and I wrote it initially- that will be free)
Signature Move writing ($10/$5): The only thing I require is your pokemon's name, the name of the move (if you've already decided), the type of move (damaging or status), and a brief description of your expectations. Any other specifics that you find to be important would be nice as well. Give me about a week (I never expect I will take that long, but I'm unpredictable) before yelling at me, if you would. Any re-writings you request will cost an additional $1. (unless one of those approving tells you you need to work on it, and I wrote it initially- that will be free)
Signature Attribute/Move Modification ($4/$2): Have a Signature Attribute or Signature Move that just isn't getting approved, and you're getting tired of fixing it, or can't think of how to fix it? No problem! Just post what you already have, and what the person who rejected it found to be wrong with it, and I'll fix the problems for you!
Waiting list:
New!: I may think about interning this time around. If you think that you've got what it takes, just give me a link to any signature attributes/moves you've written yourself (and preferably gotten approved), and I'll decide if I want to take you on.
