It looks at first glance as if this site doesn't generate as much traffic as it once did, so I propose a new movement that could generate a few more hits on here a day. So, every time you open your bowels, I would appreciate it if you logged it here, with the following descriptions.
Location;
Duration;
Quality;
Size;
Taste (if you're into that)
Texture;
Sting factor;
Satisfaction;
Ranking [between 1 and 5000]
Then, since you're on the site anyway, engage in some quality discussion. There, I am basically a moderator now.
I'll start
Location; work site toilets, a container with both urinals and cubicles, kept fairly clean, adequate supply of toilet paper and hand towels, as well as soap.
Duration; Roughly 10 minutes
Quality; Poor, possibly because of runny, spicy food last night
Size; Unflattering
Taste; Just fine
Texture; Too inconsistent, not enough smooth flow, more like bullets in the rain
Sting factor; Low but noticeable, hence the reduced quality
Satisfaction; Low, barely felt as though anything shifted
Ranking; 40 out of 5000
Thank you for participating, I shall keep the data for, err, research purposes.
Location;
Duration;
Quality;
Size;
Taste (if you're into that)
Texture;
Sting factor;
Satisfaction;
Ranking [between 1 and 5000]
Then, since you're on the site anyway, engage in some quality discussion. There, I am basically a moderator now.
I'll start
Location; work site toilets, a container with both urinals and cubicles, kept fairly clean, adequate supply of toilet paper and hand towels, as well as soap.
Duration; Roughly 10 minutes
Quality; Poor, possibly because of runny, spicy food last night
Size; Unflattering
Taste; Just fine
Texture; Too inconsistent, not enough smooth flow, more like bullets in the rain
Sting factor; Low but noticeable, hence the reduced quality
Satisfaction; Low, barely felt as though anything shifted
Ranking; 40 out of 5000
Thank you for participating, I shall keep the data for, err, research purposes.
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