The Rhyming Game!

[Eclipse]

So, I start out with a line and the next person posts another line that rhymes with the previous. You can reword the word in the end every two lines. Ex:
Poster 1: There was once a toaster that was quite funny.
Poster 2:
There was once a toaster that was quite funny.
Too bad that his nose was very runny.
Poster 3:
There was once a toaster that was quite funny.
Too bad that his nose was very runny.
Then there was a Pikachu that liked apples.
Poster 4:
There was once a toaster that was quite funny.
Too bad that his nose was very runny.
Then there was a Pikachu that liked apples.
He would always get the apple-flavored Snapples.
... etc.

Also, you can be very, very random if you want.

Alright, I'll start.

Arceus was bored, so he created a universe.

 

[Blastoise Fortooate]

Arceus was bored, so he created a universe.
And the first Pokémon was a Squirtle quite perverse.

 

[Eclipse]

Arceus was bored, so he created a universe.
And the first Pokémon was a Squirtle quite perverse.
Squirtle was weird; he loved nobody.

 

[Starly]

So he thought of thoughts, that were oh so bloody

 

[PokeGhost]

But he had one friend, he had one buddy,
He was betrayed, he was tricked,
But his buddy, he got kicked.

 

[Eclipse]

(PokeGhost, I meant c+p the previous lines and add your one line, not make a stanza all together. You too, Starly.)
Arceus was bored, so he created a universe.
And the first Pokémon was a Squirtle quite perverse.
Squirtle was weird; he loved nobody.
So he thought of thoughts, that were oh so bloody.
But he had one friend, he had one buddy.
Soon he thought, "My, how cruddy!"