THIS IS STATIC.

[Static]

BOOTUP...
PROCESSING...
CONFIRMED.
INITIATE WELCOME SPEECH.
HELLO. MY NAME IS STATIC THE ANIMATRONIC BIOFORM. S.T.A.B FOR SHORT.
I HAVE BEEN DESIGNED IN THE FORM OF A JOLTEON.

INSERT PICTURE...
CONFIRMED.

I HAVE BEEN SENT BY MY MAKER TO KEEP A TAB ON THIS FORUM.
HOPEFULLY YOU WILL NOT MIND A ROBOT AMONG YOU...
(carbon wads)

TERMINATE WELCOME SPEECH...
CONFIRMED.

 

[Philly]

I hope you stop typing in that font soon. It makes my eyes hurt reading it. I'm iphillip1, or Philly. I am the Prince of the RP Forums. Do you like to RP?

 

[Static]

DOES THIS HURT YOUR EYES LESS? JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE IMPERFECTION OF ORGANIC BEINGS.

PROCESSING ANSWER TO QUESTION...
FINISHED.

I HAVE TRIED, BUT REMAIN A NOVICE. HOPEFULLY BEING AROUND MASTERS AT THE SUBJECT WILL INITIATE MY A.I.

 

[Bonkenhi]

You sir, are awesome. =D Welcome to TCoD.

 

[Philly]

That font is better. And yes, you should RP, and being in my Paladins RP will be a good place for you to learn from a master. Soooo, COME ON DOWN!

 

[Static]

INITIATE RECON ON "Paladins RP"
REPLY: THANK YOU BONKENHI.

 

[Philly]

I like the way you talk. And I understand if you don't like the RP.

 

[Static]

REPLY: DO NOT WORRY. I HAVE DECIDED TO TEST THE COMPATIBILITY OF YOUR RP. WE SHALL SEE.

 

[Philly]

Hmm. Do you happen to know Mike?

 

[Static]

CLARIFICATION: MIKE THE FOXHOG? NOT PERSONALLY. UNLESS YOU MEAN A DIFFERENT MIKE...
SEARCHING...
NO OTHER MATCHES FOUND

 

[Evolutionary]

You appear to be awesomely cool :D Welcome to the place where you are cool.

You had better stay...you can have a GOLDEN RED cat plushie the rarest of them all! It can morph into anything, including computers, TV's etc.

 

[Philly]

You can get an emoticon from me. Here it is, Alien with 4 eyes: ::)

 

[Echo]

You, sir, are amazing.
*Gives flash drive*

 

[Erindor the Espeon]

Hmm... This is a new way of going about it. But that's what technology's about, eh?

Welcome aboard!

 

[Static]

INSERTING FLASH DRIVE:
1 FILE FOUND.
TITLED: VIRUS
ACTION: DESTROY
PROCESSING... DESTROYED.

SCANNING "GOLDEN RED cat plushie"
POSSIBLE MATCH IN DATA BANK:

2ND COUSIN, TWICE REMOVED. AN OLDER MODEL.

PROCESSING EMOTICON:
INNOVATIVE IDEA. PROCEED TO GET PATENT.

REPLY TO ERINDOR:
TECHNOLOGY IS ABOUT BEING FASTER THAN ORGANIC LIFE FORMS, YES.

 

[Tailsy]

If you have to type in CAPS, please use the default font. ♥

 

[Static]

WHAT, THIS?

DOESN'T THIS LOOK COOLER?

NOTE: ORGANISM IS A MODERATOR, MAY BE USEFUL IN THE FUTURE.
PROCEED TO OBEY.

 

[Tailsy]

NO, MERELY SMALLER AND DARKER.
'COOLER' IS OBJECTIVE.

 

[Static]

STATEMENT: 'COOLER' IS THE OBJECTIVE.

 

[Tailsy]

I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO OBJECTIVE ABOUT.
REGARDLESS OF THAT NOT MAKING ANY SENSE.