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Icalasari

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YAY! NEW AVATAR! :D 32 From Southern Alberta
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  • Echo
    You have just won the prize... except I haven't figured out what it is yet.
    Echo
    There's a guinea pig in your ass? Wow... you have some serious problems... I won't even ask... I won't even ask...
    Echo
    GENIUS!!! I would convert to Satan-ism (horray for making up words by adding a hyphen), but I don't have that much time on my hands.
    Echo
    *Sigh* No, it was definately Buddha's... Satan's was there last week, and his was bigger! XD
    Echo
    Today I ate breakfast in the school cafeteria... I may have gone insane... Here's what happened:

    Dan: Ghost penis!
    Me: AHHH!!! GHOST PENIS!!! ASHLEE!!! GET RID OF THE GHOST PENIS WITH YOUR EARLY MORNING BITCHYNESS!!!
    Ashlee: You are an asshole, and no, I will not get rid of the ghost penis...
    Dan: Wait, it's not a ghost penis, it's Buddha's penis!!!! And it's in your cereal!
    Me: (Emotional breakdown) NOOO!!! BUDDHA'S PENIS!!! IT'S IN MY CEREAL!!!
    Nick: How did it get there? Was it a special surprise?
    Me: No, I poured the cereal and it was there!!
    Nick: Then get a new bowl.
    Me: NO!!! THE CEREAL IS NUTRITIOUS AND DELICIOUS!!! AND BUDDHA'S PENIS WILL SWITCH BOWLS!!!
    Nick: Then you shouldn't have sent in the 5 box tops...
    Me: But... but... but I wanted Moses's pet monkey...
    Nick: Well you just got cheated out of a monkey... and your cereal.
    Me: NOOOOOOO!!!!!

    Something's telling me the entire cafeteria heard me...

    ALSO!!! For the homecoming pep rally, the Pom Squad did the Lucky Star dance... It was... Weird...

    And yes: My twisted, disturbed mind needs support at all times...
    Jason-Kun
    ...Meh. If you can has be picky about what gender Eevee you want, I can be picky about what gender Milotic I want.
    Jason-Kun
    Because I like having certain genders of certain species of Pokemon, and I can't even begin to grasp the concept of a Male one? I mean they do look extremely feminine, don't ya think?
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