Icalasari

He's in the region where Deoxsys is found.

Ok... since my brain is leaking from my ears...
Have you gotten to the cookie clue yet?

If you hotlink my smilies, I will kill you.

Hey. :D I just wanted to tell you that your sig is broken. Caela's [sp? I don't remember] eggs won't show up.

Yes.
And DAMN!!! You are a very good Ashlee impersonation...

*calls Ashlee*
BUDDHA'S PENIS IS IN MY POT PIE!!! SAVE ME!!!!

Oh SHIT!!! IT'S IN MY POT PIE!!!!

Damn... I need to get those epic smiley files back... There was one that was PERFECT for this situation.

O_O;;;

Meep you say?

*slap of the banana*

*facepalm*

No. I'll have to get my sister to summon him.

Because it sounds like a country you could get an STD from by just crossing the border into it.

Tales of EPICFAIL:
I was taking out the trash, and this fox that my sister feeds crossed the street. He hates me, but loves my littlest sister.
Me: Fox!!!!
Fox: (Holy shit, not you.) *runs down the street*
Me: *chases* Why do you hate me so???

I chased him about 1/4 a mile... then I realized I was supposed to be taking out the garbage, and went home. Then I came here to type this.

... I still haven't taken out the trash...

O.o Why Guam?

*Finds a giant hampster wheel on your profile page*
*jumps on*
*runs faster than light (even though I'm not moving)*
WHEEEE!!!!!!!!!
*All electrical devices in Guam and Canada explode*

Eheheh... My doctor called. I'm off Ritalin next week. Therefore, the world shall end. (even though I never take it in the first place ._.)

:3

The Adventure of Buddha's Ghost Penis Part II!!!! So... I ate breakfast a school again!!

Me: I hope the Ghost Penis isn't in my cereal again today...
Dan: Who's Ghost Penis?
Nick: GHOST PENIS!!!
Dan: WHO'S GHOST PENIS???
Me: Buddha's Ghost Penis!!!!
Dan: Yay!!!
Ashlee: *facepalm* Sweet Jesus... not again...
Me: Oh... My... God... THE GHOST PENIS IS ON YOUR TOAST NICK!!!
Nick: NOOO!!! NOT THE TOAST!!!! ASHLEE!!! USE PMS ATTACK ON GHOST PENIS!!!
Ashlee: I hate you all... *goes to sleep*
Me: What if the Ghost Penis was in Dan's drink...
Dan: Then I would tell Buddha to move it into Ashlee's hood.
Me: GENIUS!!! *Slaps the sleeping Ashlee with a banana* Wake up, Buddha's Penis is in your hood.
Ashlee (Still dreaming-ish): Wha? Buddha's raping Nick.
Me: No, Nick's spacing out. Buddha's raping you.
Ashlee: I hope you die a painful death... *sleeps*
Me (eating banana): Nick... Nick... Nick... NICK!!! NICKNICKNICKNICKNICKNICK!!!! (continues)
Nick: Dan, tell Buddha to cockslap Ashlee.
Dan: Ok.
Me: NICK!!!
Dan: Buddha's Ghost Penis is in your algebra 2 book.
Me: RAPE!!!
Nick: What? Did you say my name?
Me: *facepalm* I called your name at least 50 times... and you responded to "rape"... And you call ME stupid... Wow... Just wow... *facepalm*
Nick: Yeah... *does homework*
Me: Hey Rape, you made me forget what I was going to say.
Nick: *Ignores*
Me: NICK!!!
Nick: What?
Me: You didn't respond to Rape.
Nick: Yes I did.
Me: *facepalm* Idiot... *throws banana #2 at Nick*


YAY!!!

APPLE PIE ISH GONE?
NOOOOOOOO